Cap City Build & BS AF

Speaking of some messed up stuff a guy barreled through my apartment complexes office Sunday morning at 2 am. Three dudes and only the passenger got arrested for public intoxication the driver got to go home. The dude said he hydroplaned and was going 30 miles an hour. I saw the video and that fool was going atleast 45 with no water on the ground and was going for a good 1/4 mile before he hit the building. He managed to drive perfectly between two cars parked at either side and didn't scratch either. They just pulled the truck out 15 minutes ago and everyone at the complex was laughing and taking pictures while driving by

Mind you these were three grown ass men in the late 20's early 30's. We think the driver and passenger switched before the cops showed up

 

It's warmer there than here

 

Note to self;

Next time you rub Vick's Vap-o-rub on the wife, remember to wash hands BEFORE peeing.

Damn.

Can I get someone to blow on it?

 

Gum job.

 

I know someone who's done that with IcyHot.....

 

I may or may not have done the same with Tiger Balm.

 

I may or may not confirm that Tiger Balm is way worse than IcyHot in said situation as well

 

FYI don't use Clorox wipes for hemorrhoidal flair up!

 

I'm sure that felt awesome.

 

Soothing

 

Uh uh what is going on here?

 

Whelp. This convo got weird while I was at work. But now I'm home, so feel free to get weirder.

 

@Tractorman