Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

That monday was what I called a vacation! Then you disappearedfor the rest of the week

 

Better tell Dylan to make more money. That way y I u can stay home and live the drunk life

 

I told him if he wants to pay all the bills that I'll make his breakfast, lunch and dinner and spent the time in between that and cleaning the house in the gym making sure my ass looks good. He said I like expensive shit so no. Lol.

 

that was a good day
then i spent 5 days on the air mattress in the living room

 

That's kinda sad.

 

damn woke up really late today. Got to work late and all my employees were already there. Looks like I will have to take them to Treasures for lunch. That way I won't lose their respect as a supervisor.

 

Ok, what time?


If I was working for you. I would slash your tires every week.

 

Hahahahaha...I like the way you think.

 

;_;
i'm a lazy no good bum

 

I could also arrange for a few people to beat you up. If you don't take me!

 

Well, I took off a week for gym time just to drink... for spring break! The guys laughed when I told them. But I made it happen

 

If that's what you want to do with your time off, then go to it. That's what it's for, to do something you want to do.

 

It's good to shock the system every once in a while.

 

Those are the best. Sleep, binge watch, and pizza rolls. No worries kind of week. Umm did you at least shower?

 

It wouldn't take much. I have major medical so yeah...time off work while bills getting paid. That way I can catch up on my new favorite show, Shameless

 

Why shower? She didn't even leave her bed lol

 

Oh, it's shocked! And dehydrated

 

That would be me playing video games