Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

You know what the old hardware store in alvin. That sells sausags?

 

Stanton's. Yeah it's like 5 blocks from my house

 

That's the name! I'll probably stop there next week.

 

I'll alert the authorities

 

I'll drive the dodge.... they won't be able to find me

 

I'm just trying to help you make the most money for your ass bro.

 

Sure they will,

rolin' coa', smellin' of dough

 

The dough bought the coal roller!

But, this dodge doesn't roll any coal yet
Yet! One of the guys that go to the chop shop. Is a diesel mechanic. He said he can turn the pump up to make it black out a city block...

 

You're going to find a Prius meet and go get upwind of them aren't you?

 

Still sounds like an expert ??

Now I get it! I understand now how you have a V and a T4R (and a long fur coat with matching hat).

 

She works the shit out of us man, thinking about leaving and never coming back.....

 

You feel over worked, only because you get paid less. And trying to make the same as the other guys

 

Its really wearing on me!​

 

Hey, if you ain't quality, you have to make up for it with 'quantitty'

 

Try better lube

 

donut jelly aint cuttin it, js.