Corrupt a wish...

I can't believe this hasn't been on here (or so my limited search abilities have told me).

Here's the game, I make a wish and then the next person corrupts it and states their own wish. For instance:

Me: I wish I had ice cream.
You: Granted, but its spoiled. I wish I had a million dollars.

Only catch is you can't ask for more wishes or else the genie will cause your Tacoma to accelerate uncontrollably...into a tree...then into a canyon...then there will be fire...and then it will turn into a Mazda Miata.

So here we go.

I wish my tax return was something in the ball park of $5,000.

 

Granted, But Obama want your money

I wish I could have a big juicy steak.

 

i was thinking the same thing

 

Yeah, like I said, I figured it had to be on here somewhere...

Granted, but you can't open your mouth to eat it.

I wish this wasn't a repost.

 

if i were a mod i could grant it

 

Then i would ban you!

 

well neither am i

 

granted, but you are the only person i ban.

i wish i had a raptor

 

granted

but in the UK road forks you! ......wait....

i wish for world peace

 

Granted, but the earth got hit by a meteor and killed everyone but me and the Victoria Secret models.

I wish I could fly.

 

granted. but the only way to obtain world peace is to exterminate the human race except for one person.

i wish for KM2's.

 

granted but they get stolen and ripped to shreds by a Nitto owner

i wish my tacoma could make the TW banner

 

granted. only because it was in the most epic wreck resultin in it being crumpled up like a coke can.

i wish my damn springs didnt squeak!

 

granted i hope they flatten out like a zombie under a steam roller


i wish i could get off tw and go to bed!

 

Granted - but you are now hooked on Gossip Girls and sleep is impossible.

I wish I was king of the world.

 

Granted, but in the process of becoming king of the world you accidentally destroy the world.

I wish there was hockey on tonight.

 

Granted but all the ice melted now its just a pond

i wish i had lockers, sliders, and a arb winch bumper

 

Granted, but they are for your Geo Metro.

I wish I didn't find humor in such terrible things.

 

Granted, unfortunately it is women's hockey.

I wish the University would tell me I worked hard enough and just give me a degree.

 

granted but your degree is in Gay Porn

I wish it was saturday and i was at Santee Lakes