New England B.S. Thread

My snorkel is swimming here from California!!!! Will be here tomorrow!!!!!!

 

Truth

Then she'll cheat on you...

NES? I loved the camper shoot a few years back.

 

I am much dissapoint... as a snowmobiler I pray for snow all winter, then as soon as April 1st comes (salmon opener) I want instant 75 degree weather and the lake ice to be gone! I am hearing rumors of 6-10" of snow. I just uncovered both my power boats a week ago, WTF is this noise?!

 

Yup!

It is amazing how proficient that group has become in the art of dismembering a vehicle with binary. I remember the first shoot I went to. They had a dozen or so charges put out and they didn't do much more than make bulges and smallish holes.

Now they stop the line so people can place more charges. I swear they go through several dozen charges a shoot now, and if the roof isn't removed by the end of the shoot, people are surprised.

Somewhere I have a picture of a bullet hole riddled fender stuck 70 feet up in a tree.

 

An April fools joke from mother nature

 

Only thing I remember is putting a small 12" wide grouping in the camper with 12ga deer slugs and a brass ball sight lol. I was impressed!

 

Spring in New England.

It'll give me a chance to test the welds on those new spring perches, though.

 

She's just another woman in my life that constantly dissapoints me

 

Hope she gives you a reach-around every once in a while.

 

Ice-cream truck just drove by...

 

"ice cream"

 

Or she will tell you that you shouldn't tell your tinder matches that you have a girlfriend and she will act like we just met for the first time for a threesome. So...






...Sorry.

 

was it the 'ice cream truck' with the chrome 20's and thumping system that drives around your neck of the woods??? use to see him all the time when i lived on rathbun st. that guys def selling crack outta that thing

 

In my personal experience with girls wanting to do threesomes is that if they're suggesting one, they've already been looking and they may even have a 3rd party picked out. And (again, in my personal experience) the relationship isn't likely to continue for long after that, either.

So, you may as well accept that it's the end of that particular relationship, and enjoy the ride.

Edit- Granted, it hasn't happened since I was 20. Things may be different now.

 

Stories it seems you have... tell you must.

 

I heard the music, I didn't see it. I want to say the one you're talking about doesn't play the standard ice cream truck music

 

Lol, I kind of just did..
Happened when I was 17 (or 18?) with a girl I was dating and her friend. Tons of fun, and we did it a couple of different times. But then the girl I was dating put a stop to it because she was jealous, and then she got jealous with all of the other girls I knew, then broke up with me. Funny thing was that the whole thing was her idea, and I just went along with it (enthusiastically).
Second time I was in college and was actually invited into a relationship between two girls. Again, tons of fun but not my idea (but again, I was enthusiastic about it), again we had tons of fun a couple of different times, and again the relationship fragmented shortly thereafter.

Unexpectedly, it turns out that threesomes are a LOT of work. Both organizationally and during the actual event. And it can be tough to stay focused, lol.

 

^^^ Lol

Good for you Noel!

 

Meh. I wouldn't consider it a big deal. Just lucky enough to know the right girls at the right time, I guess.

"Menage a trois- French for disappointing two girls at the same time"