Colorado B.S. Thread

I banged the shit out of my toe on the coffee table yesterday afternoon. I'm talking screen-door-in-a-tornado status. It's looking rather colorful today.

 

haha damn! didn't see you're out there. In that case, i can venmo/paypal you the cost of the shipping if that's cool

 

pretty solid pickup line:
me- "Hey there, you remind me of my big toe.."
her- *confused look* "uhhhh?why?"
me- "cuz i'd bang you on my coffee table"
bazang! and then you get slapped in the face

 

And yell "and that outfit makes you look fat!" As she walks away

 

The weird part is I didn't hit the big toe or the little toe. Somehow I managed to smash into the "ring" toe (is that a thing?).

 

Probably because you rigged up a way to attach to your impact, is there anything you don't use your impact on?

 

And we wondered why Jake was getting such great date asking advice from TW'ers. Made me laugh!

 

I've got nothing better to do over the next couple of days, save the shipping cost.
@chenbro I'm in Longmont, I can arrange pickup from you. Then I'll wander it to where @tacot0wn needs it early next week once he's back from CB.

 

That's what I did. Stripped them out in half a second. Ended up having to weld a nut to the top.

 

Sweet! Where in Longmont are you? I'll be near Airport Rd./Clover Basin Dr.

 

All over. My base of operations is by county road 1. But I continually find myself between there and Boulder and all locations in between.

 

you guys rock
much thanks!

 

Thomas the train still sipping on the same beer from 3 years ago....need to write a date on the coaster to make sure you don't post the same beer over and over

 

It's a new pic, lol. I changed the angle, and I'm at the end of the bar.

 

There is an absolute nutjob at the bar. I think he's tripping. Pretty sure actually.
Hopefully he gets creamed by a car later on, dude is annoying the hell out of me.

 

Don't be so hard on yourself. Some of us think you're an ok guy.

 

Aww, thanks man, I can feel the love.

 

Damn that was good, I wanted to ask him if it was a mirror

 

I said "some of us". I didn't say I did.