NW WA Meet / BS Thread

No boat this time.

 

That place looks fancy.

 

So Kris called on her way home. The convo went like this ( those of you who know Kris will appreciate this)
Me- hi honey, how was your day?
Kris- what did you buy?
Me- I grilled you some chicken for dinner with enough for you to take for lunch!
Kris- I get an alert on my phone when u use your debit card. What did you buy?
Me- mumbling. Maybe a bumper?
Kris- why
Me- it's a safety item! What if we are on a dark road, and Godzilla steps in front of the truck? A steel bumper would obliterate him, thus saving not only San Francisco but Japan as well! Think of it, you would be a national hero in Japan for letting me buy the bumper!
Kris-uhh, yeah. With all the lights on your truck we would see him coming and be able to avoid hitting.
Me- well we will now, because I bought a 21" light bar to go on the bumper!
Kris- sigh, why did I marry you?
Me- as I recall, you were drunk at the time.

 

Awesome.

 

That was a solid line of rhetoric. Hell, I was even convinced.

Can you really put a dollar amount on anti-Godzilla safety and national heroism in Japan?
No. No you cannot.

 

I was channeling Trump. Felt kinda weird. Turds gonna hit the turbine when I order the locker though, so better start on the bomb shelter.....
Ill jus stay at Jims for a few days.

 

I was just thinking, how many sway bars have been removed in my garage in the 4 months I've lived here?

See below.

Exactly.

He's not exaggerating. This is a real thing.

Kris doesn't have my address yet, does she?

 

You better hit the camera shop!

 

Yes. Be afraid.

 

Have a go pro mount on my dashboard. Just driving around on dark roads, waiting .

 

I meant for Kris.

 

She can be bribed with lenses. It will work. I guarantee at least a 65% success rate.

 

65% of the time it works every time.

 

I'm at 70k on my 2013 already...bought it 2 years ago with 28k. Helps I basically get free services as a perk of the job and change almost all fluids every 5-10k

 

She's getting a canon 5D. About the same $.

 

Lmao! I told Kris I was going to wait a bit on the locker and she said, what, until tomorrow?
What's that word, willpower?

 

Sounds like permission to me...

 

any of youtz explain why '17 Tacoma come with a GoPro Mount on the windshield from the factory?

 

Because that's obviously the most important feature ever. Ya know, as opposed to an engine that has torque.

 

For all the extreme crawl controlling at 1mph