Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Bought a tool box from a local tw member

 

Apparently not allowed in Texas??

Seems weird they would even sell it to you.

 

Ya, it's allowed. But I'd have to fill out ATF forms, get signature from the sheriff, submit fingerprints and pay a $200 tax.

Basically, a bunch of stuff I don't feel like doing

 

We were crawfishing.

The LEO isnt required as far as I know. Just send the tax stamp in and then pay $200 if approved. We have a trust with an SBR and it was easy to do. Just had to wait.

 

Honestly, I don't the want to pay a $200 tax on a $250 item. It's cool and all. Thought it would help my wife use my 9 but I can't be bothered with the hastle and $$

 

I don't know how exactly but I survived drinking and eating crawfish all day with @357sig and what turned into a shit ton of whiskey and a mystery drink last night with @Snorkie @richardbui23 @Stalker and @RedNeck D. We drank and then since Dylan didn't drink he took everyone out for triple digit rides in the Viper and the V. Anyeay, good morning mf'ers I survived!!!

 

So, how was eating the bugs out of a dogs ass?

Oh, sorry,,, eating crawfish in the dog track parking lot?

Who kept y'awl'uns out of trouble? You, @Stalker or @357sig ??

 

It was alright. Lots of walking/standing which I'm definitely feeling today and crawfish was either hit or miss when it came to taste. Beer was pretty cheap and we got some free whiskey shots(now I NEED that brand whiskey in my life)and Dennis wiped this whiskey lady out on all her free stuff she was giving away and then moved onto the next girl to get her free swag too.

Overall I had a good time hanging out and would do it again but I would wear some running shoes or something instead of sandals.

Dennis got a weird deformed crawfish too.

 

We ended up at the bar afterwards. When 9pm hit. I was already falling asleep at the bar. Bed time!

 

Some of them tasted like they came out of a dogs ass. Most were to salty. One lady gave me an attitude cause I got my own crawfish. Seeing how she didn't want to acknowledge me. So when she did put some out for us. I ate one and threw the rest away. Lol

 

I ate that one. Then stuck the tail back on.

 

I never stopped drinking! I came home and then Stalker and her two friends came over and then Rich got there amd Dylan got back from the range. Shortly after that Becky and Chris and another Melissa showed up. Dylan, Rich and I went to bed around 3 this morning I think. Rich is still passed out in the living room on an air mattress. I started drinking whiskey mixed drinks when I got home and then we tried to kill a handle of crown(Rich, Chris and I) and got about 3/4 of the way there before we just had to stop or die.

 

And her bucket!

 

I can't stay up past 10 lol. Or else I would came by for some drinks

 

Oh yea! That bitch put 4 huge scoops on the table next to us. Then gave us small scoops. Talking about thats enough for yall

 

Yeah Rich was like "Where's Dennis?" and then Dylan was like "He can't stay out late or he turns into a gremlin"

And their crawfish was terrible!

 

Or the Sunday morning donuts turn into Shipleys quality.

 

I'm selling a poulan pro 20hp 42inch blade riding mower of anyone is interested. Free delivery to Houston area
https://houston.craigslist.org/grd/6065700946.html

 

Can I steal a milk crate or two from your shop?