Why I didn't trade my Taco for a 2017 Ridgeline

Lol.

I have a toddler. I don't know what sex is.

I briefly remember something last year that allowed baby número dos to see light.

Little hazy though.

 

There's a whole thread of that exact thing.

 

LOL Three kids... but divorced... so I've re-learned what it is.

Amazing though how when you're married it "only takes once" and another kid comes along.

 

@JayMac Maybe you can find a single one here?
https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/tw-beards.303866/page-85#post-14810982

 

Gross.

@MTgirl this is weird now.

 

Should I just flip through it like a catalog until I find The One?

 

Isabella only took once or twice. Number 2 took a few months.


I am not complaining.

 

My boo is currently deployed 5000 miles away... I understand, my friend. No bueno.

 

I thought you had a local yokel.

 

Stationed locally. Deployed not-so-locally. He only left 2 weeks ago.

 

Womp womp.

What branch?

 

Army. Special Forces.

 

Hawt.

Well hopefully his deployment isn't super long and he comes home safe.

 

Truth. He's a firearms instructor... hawt af.

He'll be back toward the middle of June. Short deployment, which I am 100% okay with. I miss his dumb fucking face.

 

Gonna be serious a moment: I'll assume you're joking about hunting another man if your current one is over seas. Especially if he is deployed in the service.

 

Absofuckinglutely. Faces on the internet mean nothing compared to the one I've already got. I would never consider actually going after anyone else.

 

Which part is confusing your brain?

 

Ok cool. We can be friends then and I don't have to mute/ignore you.

 

The part about it being Sunday already.