Why I didn't trade my Taco for a 2017 Ridgeline

Thank you, kind sir. I may be a bitch, but I will never reach that level of bitch from hell. Furthest thing from my mind.

Where my boo is, it's almost Monday afternoon.

 

I should've drank last night and didn't.

Now I can't.

 

You could have one, surely? Or two? Even three? Self control?

 

Agree.

 

Glad to hear it. Infidelity is inexcusable. I don't even care if I'm not involved, related to parties, etc.

 

Nice tat on your hand. You let your daughter ink that for ya?

How does your sombrero fit between your head and the ceiling btw?

 

As you can see, the sombrero touches the ceiling.

 

@JayMac I wasn't really saying to leave.

Don't leave us.

 

You even posted a photo of you holding the world's largest ice cream cone... you'd think she would want to see that.

 

Notice the maraschino cherry on top.

A man does have his weaknesses.

 

It was worth a try.

My, what a big sombrero you have.

I will never, ever understand what possesses some people to act like that.

Didn't leave. Figured I should feed myself dinner since it's almost bedtime or some shit. I am back and I have food.

 

Pics required.

 

Spaghetti squash with bacon and eggs. Fucking delicious.

 

Would.






























Eat all that in 2 bites.*

 

Pretty sure I'd have to roast like three of these suckers for you. I eat like a quarter of one at a time....

 

Wtf.

We do one whole squash for the two of us. Sometimes we finish it.

 

One feeds me for 4 meals. It's great. I love leftovers. Especially spaghetti squash.

 

Customer drove a Ridgeline "Sport" to my place of business today...



Not sure what is sporty about it.