New England B.S. Thread

"vaginer, something that is vagined"

 

Did you put some Irish in your coffee this morning?

 

Having your dogs in your bed tracks worse things in than a dirty vag.

But then again I'm OCD about my sleeping areas

 

it's a louis ck skit, talking about growing up in boston and his teachers saying that and confusing him

i will eat off my babies! they do what they want

 

Ah, gotcha. Pardon my pop culture ignorance.

 

I wasn't sure what language she was speaking either. I'm with you on the ignorance.... Half the stuff she says I need to look up.

 

you guys like....don't get me....

 

Is that the shemale Jenner?
(or however you spell her last name)

 

I live in the backwoods. That's my excuse...

 

omg that's alicia silverstone!

 

She was a wicked smoke show back in the day, but I hear that she's gone kind of crazy since she dropped out of the spotlight.

 

Damn, you and @DoubleRGirl??

 

I couldn't care less about the cleanliness of it, it's more of the shower being my caffeine and waking me up in the mornin. I don't really have caffeine often...

 

people sweat in the night, and your hair is all messed up, and you have morning breath. there's nothing sexy about that for me

 

At least your cars and bikes don't sweat, mess their hair up, and fart in their sleep

 

I was implying that you two....

 

She has dogs for the farts haha
One of them could kill a room....

 

they're so pretty and clean and perfect....

 

it's true. she farts so bad sometimes i've looked around the house for the accident