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Dog on welfare

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by David Tarantino, Mar 1, 2010.

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  1. Mar 1, 2010 at 7:00 AM
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    David Tarantino

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    I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is , unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. Damn this is a great country.
     
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  2. Mar 1, 2010 at 7:02 AM
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    tim920 Never seen Forest Gump

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  3. Mar 1, 2010 at 7:03 AM
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  4. Mar 1, 2010 at 7:32 AM
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  5. Mar 1, 2010 at 7:47 AM
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    Is you're dog out running around making more puppies?

    If so that is probably worth few bucks more a month, I think it's called the Dead Beat Dad entitlement
     
    Snipe, Mar 1, 2010
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  6. Mar 1, 2010 at 8:43 AM
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    back to bone stock.
    that fucked up...but funny ;)
     
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  7. Mar 1, 2010 at 8:45 AM
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    First check has to go towards renting a big screen tv for sure!!
     
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  8. Mar 1, 2010 at 8:47 AM
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    I spent a lot of time working in countries foreign to me, and I coudnt speak the language in some of them. Inevitably I came across locals who ragged on my for that reason and it really cut me to the bone.
     
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  9. Mar 1, 2010 at 8:50 AM
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    Ha!
     
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  10. Mar 1, 2010 at 8:51 AM
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    Funny! I'm taking my dog in.
     
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  11. Mar 1, 2010 at 8:57 AM
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    i'm in a country where i cant speak there languange luckily everyone in the world speaks 5.56

    this is an awesome post
     
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  12. Mar 1, 2010 at 9:04 AM
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    oil change...
    haha nice!

    and great post OP! I'll be taking both my dogs in tomorrow:D
     
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  13. Mar 1, 2010 at 9:19 AM
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    VooDoo More Cowbell!

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    hahahaha thats awesome!! how much was the check for?
     
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  14. Mar 1, 2010 at 9:33 AM
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    :laugh: is this actually serious? If so, then this is one sad country we live in...
     
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    serious... aaaa...... no :rolleyes:
     
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  16. Mar 1, 2010 at 10:01 AM
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    bone stock save for the block lift that came on it with the open country m/t.
    if that's all it takes, I have two dogs that are looking for some free money.:D:D:D
     
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