Permanent Rausch Creek thread

No airbag deployment, no problems

 

We went all Eye of The Tiger on the Taco.




Conquering that rock next time lol

 

Hope I get to witness this. Will definitely earn some bragging rights when completed

 

You're absolutely invited. We just need to figure out which weekend

 

well sliders ordered from @ETaco23 and skids from @traxman25 time to get after it. Will be a while till I buy anything else for this truck or I'll come home to changed locks.

 

Wtf???
You are like my younger brother. We are even the same color.....MGM

 

Younger, better looking, half brother

 

Your daddy was a long bed, momma was a Camry

 

Oh yeah? Yo Mamma was a Limo with little tiny tires!

 

The first time I watched this, I just thought you were a dumbass. But after watching it a second time, that looks a lot tougher than I'd thought.

I still like the way you just rammed right into the first time though

 

Floyd tried first and banged off that rock almost as hard. Tough obstacle and traction was minimal.

 

I'd rate it a 50 on the PTFS

 

PTFS?

 

What trail? I'm guessing norff east side?

 

You're not familiar with the Pine Tree Freshener Scale (PTFS)? I figured you used this.

In short...

The PTFS is a theoretical, comparative, unit of measure that attempts to quantify and assign a level of difficulty to a given task. This is accomplished by relating the task in question to the real world process of adding Pine Tree Fresheners to a rear view mirror.

The PTFS gained popularity shortly after "Little Trees" were invented in 1952 in Watertown NY by a German immigrant and businessman Julius Samann.

Initially adopted by many competitive sporting organizations and a few government agencies, the PTFS's popularity wained quickly due to its inherent short comings.

The biggest of these shortcomings, being the exponential increase in the amount of effort required to add additional Pine Tree Fresheners to a rear view mirror once a certain threshold has been met.

For example, it is relatively easy to add, say 10, Pine Tree Fresheners to a bare rearview mirror. The act of adding the same 10 Pine Tree Fresheners to a mirror that has 30 previously installed Pine Tree Fresheners is much more difficult. Obviously, the task is yet still more difficult with 50 previously added Pine Tree Fresheners, and so on, and so on.

Couple the EGR (Exponential Growth Rate) of adding Pine Tree Fresheners to a rearview mirror, with varying tactile receptiveness, finger strength, attention span, and countless other variables, even a layman can see why the PTFS is an unreliable unit of measure.

Although, still in use by a few diehards and simpletons, the PTFS is mostly dead.

That's it in a nutshell. But, you already knew all of that , right?

Here are a couple of links with more information if this topic interests you.

www.WTFcantIseeoutmywindshield.com

www.itsmellslikeaforestandfeetinhere.com

In conclusion, I was saying previously, that the Black trail featured in the YouTube video, I believe to be similar in difficulty to adding 50 Pine Tree Fresheners to the same rearview mirror.

I know for a fact that you know how difficult THAT is

 

31 something I think. We ended up doing the trail backwards and went down those rocks.

 

You would be a die-hard or a simpleton?

 

I'm a diehard simpleton.

 

Yep

 

Fuck I'm finally caught up...