What would you do if your neighbor........

I don't hablo that acronym please help

 

A claymore is a pretty controllable close-second IMO.

 

Si

 

Dammit. Nevermind

 

I'm not mean. I don't wish physical harm to anyone... well most people... so the problem with that is that there's so fucking many of them they're never all gone at the same time... Even my dogs hate them ... and their dogs.
My biggest worry is their pool. I don't need fucking Zika in my life. Can I get in trouble if I throw a bucket of chlorine in there?

 

Yeah I ninja edited it

 

M99, he wakes up in a terrifying place plastic wrapped to a table with you holding a knife and showing him all of the shitty things he's been doing while explaining why he is there. Once he knows you can get to him whenever you want, his attitude will change.

Or, if you aren't a Dexter fan...I dunno, burn his yard?

 

Ah shit I was just worried about liability, if we are going there why not go full blown Hollywood with a kill switch detonator!

 

Directed by Michael Bay?

 

Is this really a thread about some grass clippings on your truck after a wash job? People these days. Park in the garage, problem solved...

7am and the sun is up is fair game. I would just say grow up.

Tyler

 

Shitchea...who else? That way we can "roll out" when the deed is done Optimus style.

 

Yeah and I was all like

 

Burn the neighbors house down.

 

Should have been assumed .. or was it not likely enough

 

Wash it and forget about it.

Also, around these parts we have a standing agreement with the neighbors that have trees. If one of their tree hangs over another yard, for example if my neighbor has a tree on their property but it hangs over my yard, when I have the guys come out to cut my trees, they will trim the neighbors tree over my yard and then the neighbor will pay me for the portion of the tree trimming from the tree hanging over on my property. Other neighbors do the same if I have a tree hanging on their property, I will pay them when they have the trimmers come out to trim their trees for the tree that was hanging over their property.

This just keeps the peace. We all use the same tree service so its always the same pricing.

 

Well. Played.

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You really think anyone is going to post anything if the earth is destroyed? Not very likely.

 

That would be doing them a favor. Fresh start with insurance monies

 

You're assuming I don't have an asteroid exit strategy and super interplanetary wifi.

 

It's likely there's a Starbucks on one of Jupiter moons.