What would you do if your neighbor........

I just wanna know....

Did you spray off the grass and get over it yet in the last 3.5 hours?

 

I cause problems for everyone... equally

 

No, it's now a build thread with bs.

 

Do we start talking about Danzig now?

 

This is why when I retire in 40 years and if the earth isn't destroyed by that time or massively overpopulated, I'm adamant on getting a house that doesn't sit right on top of someone else.

I think it's extremely retarded people are saying get over being woken up at 7am to some bullshit noise going on outside. Fuck that. I guess having drunkards next door or some frat kids in the apartment upstairs also keeping you from getting to sleep after 11pm is also just something someone should suck up and live with? Same concept, and you've got to be kidding me. I've personally dealt with a shitty furniture warehouse across the street having a subpar alarm go off every time it got windy or cold out, for hours on end, with multiple calls to police and 80% of the time no owner swinging by to cut that shit off or get a better system put in. Yeah no thanks. Some of you can have people step all over your life and how you live out your blink of an existence on this earth but not me. Moved to a quiet neighborhood now and much better off.

The grass on the other hand....man I got to agree, wash that shit off or garage your truck if you have a garage. You can't really keep your vehicle waxed and expect it to stay tip top shiny and immaculate while being exposed outside.

 

Did somebody say grass?

https://youtu.be/BL95QMbfPDQ

 

I live on a dirt road and one of the neighbors was bitching because he just washed his car and someone drove by and got dust on it.
I advised him to shoot to kill in the future.

 

Fuck yeah I'll go whip my hair up into a devil lock brb

 

Burn his house down... or burn all his trees and grass.. then you will never have his yard mess on your truck again...

 

You do have a point there....

I don't usually wash my truck
but when I do...
[insert meme here]
I wash my neighbors grass off it

I kept repeating that (not loud tho) until the neighbor shut his window and front door!

BTW neighbors truck was 10 feet away from mine and no grass on his.. not a big surprise.

 

https://youtu.be/-LWb71QCkVE

 

So many feelings. If he were still around and witnessed all the bullshit I/others post in this forum he would be so Disappointed. But he wouldn't just LET You feel like a disappointment. I would explain to him my intentions of posting in this thread were good, at first, and then abruptly took a nose dive...and he would wrap his cardigan clad arms around me while I wept softly. Afterwards maybe we could go shopping for sensible winter wear.

 

OP- the older I get thd more I learn to pick my battles. The first thing to ask yourself is "is this worth charging the hill for?"

If these guys would have chipped your car you are in your right to take some action.

 

Lexapro- This shit won't matter, enough said.

 

So Danzig (being a comic book nerd) had said before all the xmen movies went into production that he would play wolverine, and do it for free even. But the producers (at the time) said they didn't feel he made a good example to children, and opted to not associate with him. So in order to make a character who was 5'1" or 5'3" I can never remember, who had blades in his hands who smoked cigars and killed everything in brutal ways fucking "kid" friendly, the gave the role to a tall statuesque Australian ballet princess named Hugh jackman. Danzig is pretty much already the same damn height wolverine is supposed to be, but nooooooo....

 

6' privacy fence... problem solved.

Or you could rock salt his yard and kill the grass.

 

Depending on where you live.

7am here is the end of "quiet time." At 7:01AM, legal.

 

If you'd let them cut your grass this would of never happened.

 

Wash truck. Talk to the yard guys. Be happy you're retired. Lucky bastard!