Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

WITAF is going on at USPS? Is the driver running in literal circles?

My package has YET AGAIN! Just left Sac... WTF are they smokin up there?

 

I had something similar with them a couple of weeks ago. I had something that was days past due and was still bouncing around what seemed like every post office in the state.

 

In reality...


And none of those post offices are the one that delivers to me.

 

That happened to me once, ended up having an issue with the delivery address, i contacted USPS and finally got my package...

 

Damn.

 

It's a PO Box. If they can't find one of their own places...

 

It's Maine; they got confused by the trees.

It finally ended up getting delivered on the 3rd, I think.

 

I've had the same thing happen recently here. Package went to three or four POs in the Atlanta area, none of which have anything to do with delivering to my address, and eventually got to me a week later. Had another one basically fall between the seats for four days of no tracking updates.

 

Mine still shows as being in southern Cal. I'm going out of town for a few days and who the fuck knows when they'll drop it on the porch. I called again today but couldn't get through the automated robot to a real person by trying all the usual tactics: saying "operator","agent", "customer service" etc and pushing the 0 button multiple times. Worked the other day when I called but today none of that did. I finally got someone by picking an option for buying something or the fraud line. I can't remember which, I was trying every damn thing.

Here's a tip for dealing with automated phone lines: when agent, operator or 0 doesn't work, pick the option to buy or upgrade. They ALWAYS answer that one. Bastards.

Anyway, guy on the phone was no help. He was looking at the same screen I was and had no answer, other than he could "open a case" for me. So that's what I did. Big deal. They have 3 working days to respond.

In the dictionary, under Cluster Fuck, is the logo for the USPS.

 

Don't know how or exactly when, but it made it to the PO and the Hubs picked it up!

 

Sweet I see you finally got that bag of weed I sent ya'll.

 

Seen worse

 

I've heard of Slo-Blo fuses but those are No-Blo fuses.

 

I vaguely remember on Mythbusters that they stuck a Bullet in the fusebox but don't remember the outcome.

 

https://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/gun-cartridge-fuse-minimyth/

 

Older... But apparently they let this asshole continue with densitry.
If I had a child or caught this..
I would've beaten the literal piss out of this dentist, forced him in his own chair and drilled every one of his teeth the fuck out.. Let him know anytime he screams or gives a funny look I'm breaking a finger or something bigger.



https://youtu.be/aITkcyyTzlo

 

Not gonna click on that one.

 

Nope. Me either.

I just had my 4th (pinhole size) cavity filled last week. Blessed with decent teeth.

The first pinhole cavity I got (in my 30s) was so small the dentist said he could do it without shooting me up with any drugs.
I told him that's great, I don't want to be billed for that extra stuff anyway. BUT. If I even begin to feel anything, you WILL fit through those bars (points to window with bars). He was ultra careful after that.