What would you do if your neighbor........

But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Yours are just cruel and tragic.

 

One of my neighbors is from Ukraine and is convinced the Russians are spying on her. Another has a Silverado with an obnoxiously loud exhaust on it and she comes and goes more often than I can understand. The kid across the street (who has a part time retail job mind you) had a bad coolant temp sensor on his Corolla...offered to help him fix it...instead his mom bought him a new Subaru.

I'll be happier soon when I have significantly fewer neighbors.

 

To be fair, if my mom offered to buy me a new Subaru to replace an older carolla I'd take her up on it too.

 

Thanks bros.. was more of a fun thread getting ready for Friday.... warmin up an all. Was a pretty fun week all together this week me thinks here on TW. I peed a little, cried laughing a bunch of times, spit up a little and swallowed it... like a man, got stickers and patches! What's not to like?


Now I'm pissed at the trees dropping all that flower shit and pollen all over my truck.

Should I get the chain saw out yet? I'll teach them damn trees!

Damn springtime.... lets go find mother nature and change her tampon... brrrp... pass.

Who even thinks about tampons anyway? If I have to deal with that again, I'm messing up. Then I fucked up and posted here and got a reminder!

 

Tell you Ukrainian neighbor you heard it from a good source, they are watching her... and listening in too, and her cell phone they got that too!

My wife is Russian so; verified.

 

I had a polish girlfriend once, met her out in the world and had a fling, then when I worked in Poland met up with her again and became a thing. She had since moved to London and the commute was terrible, but we managed. Anyway, those Slavic girls are gnar. Best sex but they are super mean. Like ice for blood.

 

Easily my least favorite part about this time of year. I even park my car in a garage and it STILL wont stay clean for more than a day!

 

Yeah. I married one.

 

This sort of crap is exactly why in preparation for retirement we moved from a 130' x 120' lot just barely suburban house, and bought one on 2-1/2 acres; 125 ft from the nearest neighbor, 750 ft from the next nearest...

 

Is she hot? They're all freakin hot.

 

Did you ask if his wife was hot?

What answer do you expect?

 

"About as ugly as the day is long. Glad I caught this one"

 

Dude I don't know I just fuckin type words

 

I have seen many people marry people they
1. dont like
2. think are ugly

 

Free pass cause its Friday!

 

Either way, we want pictures

 

I think I just inside want him to say "yes" and then I'll be like yup them Slavic girls all hot

 

Call it an unfortunate series of events and go on about my business?

 

Many?

Money? Must be money...