What would you do if your neighbor........

25% restocking fee

 

No, but if she's worth it, all the licking will pay off.

Hopefully it wouldn't come to that.. I just like to think ahead and look at all possibilities.

 

Philippines. Not crazy like the Russian chicks.

 

Is that a standard fee for brides from all different countries?

 

Yeah they tend to be pretty sweet.. Tagalog sounds similar to pigeons talking sometime tho.

 

I wish I couldn't understand what my wife was saying sometimes.

 

You wish she sounded like pigeons?
Or were you married to one? that sounds like past tense talk with the ''was''.

 

Yard crew..next time see if there is contact information on the vehicle they are in and if so call that number.

 

It varies based on the conversion rate. Don't expect it to be cheap though!

 

I like the way she moves her hips.. She wouldn't be scared to let her hair down and cut loose.

 

I don't, they're never cheap.

 

I had some wild times in my 20's but don't recall any avian relations.

 

At the current time Canada may be the most bang for the buck on conversion rate.

 

Yup...Try explaining that to her, though. In her mind the Russians are the only explanation.

 

Just read weed blogs and post on TW .... wont have any targeted adds! A friend of mine told me that.

 

Hahaha.... I saw ^^^ what you did there!

 

Simple fix. Don't live in the city with a bunch of @$$clowns on top of you. Outside of the city we have old farmers out working non-resident aliens half their age and enough sense and decency to treat your truck with respect.

 

Watch her /\ While listening to this \/
https://youtu.be/V9-ltPsbw9g