Do they have a pill for this?

I have a whole bunch of that and another bunch of Norco (all in my name, of course).

 

Kirkland, WA, you say? I'm on my way, let's get this weekend started.

 

Lucky you!

 

Come pick me up real quick

I've got adderall. We can get there twice as fast

 

Too much of the yuppie juice go back to 7-11 coffee and you will get back to normal in a couple weeks. May take a little longer if you sucked down any of the unicorn crap.

 

Maybe you need an optometrist?

 

Truthfully, Starbucks has shit coffee. But a cup of Sumatra or True North isn't the worst thing to spend $2 on when you're already in front of the place for other business.

Haven't been to a 7-11 since highschool.

 

Actually, you've reminded me I need to make an appointment for my annual cornea followup (had Lasik done two or three years ago, best money ever spent)!

 

Man your corneas must be having problems if the Ridgeline isn't making you throw up. That stuff is worse than ipecac

 

Must be Friday.

 

ah the elusive Honda Ridgeline. Up here in GP where i am working I think I have seen to driven by guys with tight jeans and elastic cuffs. I want to say he tried to beef it up a bit by putting BFG's and I think it had a light bar on it as well. I was to busy crying dye to laughing hysterically in the parking lot I forgot to grab a picture. If I see it here again, I will be sure to grab a pick and post it up.

They are certainly one of the ugliest trucks around.

My suggestion is skip the pill to induce vomiting. Best to chug a gallon of the cheapest vodka you can find, and wipe the memory banks clear, also vomiting will occur. Unless someone has one those MIB mind wiper thingamajigs, you can borrow.

 

Won't work. Cheap vodka is used as baby formula back in home country. Mosquitos that make the mistake of biting me instantly die of alcohol poisoning from my blood supply's normal-operating-alcohol-level. You could ferment my hair better than agave.

 

AND BY THEN IT WAS BLINDING!

 

Sadly I to know what your talking about, I feel like north America just doesn't understand good booze. I happen to have a former Russian general in the family, who introduced us to good vodka (that shit doesn't leave the motherland apparently, good stuff), not to mention some crazy ass stories about shit that he use to get involved with. Also interesting hearing the history from the other side.

Anyways, only other suggestion is to jump head first into the ridgeline when you see it. Sadly I fear the new safety mechanisms/bumpers would only cause you live a horrible life that was caused by a ridgeline, forever haunting your memories. Think Christine the Stephen King movie.

 

This kinda explains where yours is at tho

 

I'm not getting it, but I feel this is a joke at my expense, so as a precautionary measure:





// edit - I bet if I turned the above into a dog-tag and sold it at local gyms I'd be a millionaire in no time. Hmmm...

 

No claiming ignorance and NO you can't blame it on your low T.

 

Oh that's what it was. Shit .

I ain't even hit 30 yet. Low T hasn't kicked in yet, right? Right? Right, guys? Guys... ?