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Can't get it to load, not funny anymore, I need a beer

 

Hey @Casper66 take a ride up and give me a hand tomorrow I need to do an oil change and tire rotation on the truck not real sure how that is going to go one handed lol

Cypher

 

Well of course. They all have us trained. How many time do I have to ask a critter to get me a beer, whiskey, or coffee and NO, HELL NO. No thumbs. Stupid human. Lol. Ok I'm sorry for asking if your turning in to my wife.

Love it. Ole guys unite.

Asshat. Why do people think they can always hit up the guy when he's home. I tell folks who start in that it's $100 an hr port to port. At means the clock starts the minute I start putting on my shoes until I take them off. They usually stop.

 

Neighbors didn't know I was a plumber for years.

 

I seriously doubt that lol ...

Cypher

 

Nah. Just that someone has been spending toooooo much time with the dogs

 

When my neighbor moved in, I went over to say hi. He came to the door without a shirt on (he is not a small person) and said,"hi I'm Steve, I'm a plumber" I laughed and said, "no kidding"

 

Check em for bed bugs

 

What's a Ford ??? Have not see a good one since 73. They still make them?

 

I tell people I'm a janitor. They never ask me anything.

 

It was time for a new one anyway.
Made in China

 

When people ask me what I do. I tell them I am the lead singer for a Brittany Spears cover band. We used to be Milli Vanilli cover band but everyone said we was faking it. Then they don't ask me anymore questions

 

I like and trust my dog more then I like and trust most people.

Cypher

 

My Tollers love carrots, all of them do standing joke is that is why their coats are red. The pup is 2 and will go stand in front of the fridge several times a day waiting for one. I ignore him but it still doesn't help. He is a picky salad eater lot of things he will he turn his nose up at and not going to eat. But cores from cabbage and broccoli are gone as soon as they hit the bowl. WTH?

Food eats salad. We eat the food that eats salad, in a perfect world anyhow. With that said I'm trying to cut carbs too and had a salad for lunch and one for supper. With lots of meat on them!

 

saw a little snake while out walking the pooches. Have never seen one in that location Don't know if Zoie just stepped on it or if it bit her or what. She spazzed out for a minute. Thankfully it was a little thing.

Spent 2 hours trying to get the stump to burn and no luck Hit it several times with my axe and will do it more tomorrow. It is definitely rotten.

 

Sorry folks. Just not in the mood today. Windshield is getting replaced again on tuesday.
Insurance said we were the third claim from that construction zone.
Waiting on pizza to get here.

 

well if you have any sense (so we can forget that) take it to the dealership. I take mne in for services. they only charge me like $14 more than if I buy the materials and do it myself plus they get rid of the oil

 

Oh dear god please no! Mike is a great guy who is almost as old as we are. He's a good person and does alot to help other members. I know your joking but for the love of god please no

 

This is normally the case. Just more of that light hearted banter us old timers are know for