Funny Pranks......

i got pissed off at a guy at work always taking his time in the shitter or really.....just staying there way too long.....so one day, i put a good layer of saran wrap under the lid, pulled it tight and closed the lid. lets just say.......he had to go home the rest of the day, and he doesnt stay in there quite as long now!!! it was funny as hell!!

 

This guy is hilarious. Especially read the one "Viagra before church". http://www.zug.com/pranks/viagra/

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Long ago a co-worker and I would prank each other when one of us stepped out. So I decided to step up the pranking. I got on his PC & did a screen print(print screen button, next to scroll lock) of his desktop. I made the print his desktop wallpaper. Then I hid all his desktop icons.

He got back from lunch and couldn't click on his (wallpaper)icons. So he would reboot & reboot. No matter what he did, he couldn't get his apps up.

After this he said I won & he gives up!

Another good one to try on a co-worker. If you use optical pc mouses, put black electrical tape over the light. Your co-worker will move the mouse and nothing will happen.

 

I once prank called a friend who had recently had her 89 olds stolen. She was devastated even though it was a POS. I'd become very good at these calls... this one turned out to be too good.

I talked her into believing I was a car salesman out of Hawaii from Kawikiki Motors (next to the big kahuna burgers) and heard she was in the market for a new car. "Coincidently", I had the exact make and model of car that was just stolen from her, available for sale. The vehicle was recently in from the midwest and we had taken the time to tint the windows, justifying the 100% price increase over what I knew she paid for it.

All in all, the call sounded so criminal that she immediately assumed I was a crook who knew she needed a car, trying to pull a quick one on her.

Pretty quickly I had Sgt. Smith from the KCPD calling me wondering who I was and what Kawikiki Motors was. It took a little explaining, but all was well, after the Sgt. stopped laughing at my friend.

To this day (5 years later), she remembers that and doesn't hesitate to let me know.

 

we used to run grease under the handles of tool box drawers at work and got alot of new guys really. good. we have even used some jb weld to stick different air tools to the benches.......really kinda funny!!

 

He would tell us stories of how the used the liquid nitrogen. They would dip different shit in it and throw it down on the floor to see it break into pieces. All kind of metal parts. Then one day a co-worker brought in a live frog/toad. They dipped it and threw it down. The frog broke into a bunch of pieces. He said as the frog started melting the pieces started twitching. He said the legs were kicking.

 

This happened in a very small town where everybody knows everything about everybody and gossip rules.

My friend got screwed royally in a real estate deal with one of the residents....revenge was called for!

He went to a news stand and bought a REALLY nasty gay, porno magazine and on his printer made a mailing label with the guy's name and address on it.

He then went to the local "upscale" restaurant in this town...and left the magazine, with the label attached, on the counter in the men's room, on a Saturday night.

Bingo!!!

 

now, thats what i call some excellent revenge!!!!

 

hahaha

 

at my old job i was in a prank war with one of my female co workers. she was very shy and withdrawn so i assumed i was gonna kick her ass. i was wrong, i found myself having to step up my tactics. at one point i used 4 rolls of tape to "earthquake proof" her desk and all her belongings. i bought three huge bags of shipping peanuts and filler her desk with them. i actually stole a prank from "the office" and took some of her office supplies home and put them in jello then put them back on her desk inside a perfectly molded block of jello. this went back and forth for a while. she probably actually won. but i did pull hte last prank. on my last day before i quit/was fired was when i earthquake proofed her desk

 

oh yeah, i stole her car keys and moved her car and convinced her it was stolen

 

Now THAT is good!!

 

When I was in college, a bunch of my frat brothers and I hooked up a car horn to a car battery. We put them in a vented box with a lock on it. We got into the ladies dorm and shoved it in a return vent...all this at around 3am. We tied a string to the switch so we could pull it when we closed the return vent screen up again.

After we pulled the string, we high tailed outta there. The main return vent was in the ladies lounge...it also connected to all 4 dorm wings - about 50 women per wing. It was funny watching them walk out of the dorm like there was some fire alarm or something.

Funny thing is...the battery started to smoke and they actually had to clear out for real.

Never got caught, but we sure bragged about it a lot.

 

Several years ago I worked with a computer consulting firm and we did harmless computer pranks to each other. We had one that would that would for a split-second change the mouse cursor to a hand shooting the finger.

Another time we connected a wireless mouse to a guy's computer when he wasn't looking. He still used his normal mouse, but occasionally we'd just barely bump that second wireless one. Subtlety was the key there.

I got on another guy's system once and whenever he'd execute a compile of the program we were working on, it would eject his CD drive which bumped into his keyboard. Not a big deal at once, but over time it got very annoying and he never figured out how to disable it. This was a laptop, so eventually he just swapped the CD for a floppy drive. So, then I got back on his system and made it try to access the floppy drive every time he compiled.