3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

Don't worry, I have some shit I gotta do, then I'll be back with a brew in hand

 

You do projects...you get assigned more projects.

Fool.

 

Been married almost 25. I get some for just not being an asshole.

Clearing shit off "the list" has no bearing on it. However, "honey, since you're in the garage..." happens all the damn time.

 

Can't keep track of all the reasons they could have banned you?

 

Nobody ever told me specifically what it was so I can only assume through the process of deduction that since Hammer also got banned about the same time I did, the situation I linked above was the reason.

 

Oh ya just giving you shit man. Kinda like when a cop pulls you over and ask if you know why...and you can't give which reason.

 

I once caught detention in high school simply because I was in the classroom when some shit went down.

Shrugged, did my time.

 

I once got the strap in elementary school for hitting a teacher in the head with a snowball. It wasn't intended for her, she stepped into the path of it. Would anybody listen, not that psycho sadist principal with the belt. Paid my dues and didn't shed a tear. At least that's the way I remember it.

 

Missed you, bro.

 

Do we have to get banned to go fishing? Only 2 keepers today so let em go

 

Banned by my wife, maybe? Couple days in the dog house fishing sounds like exactly what I need. Then again, probably not worth the long term repercussions.

 

Make that 227,999. My shit's tight.

 

Combination of woodford reserve and some good indica

 

preferably in that order but I'll take it how i can get it

 

Doing a double of Monkey Shoulder. Mmmmmmmm good!

 

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