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ND: Dude..... i got pregnant another chick from the internet.....
friend: Damn... how you gonna pay for 4 child support checks?? We gotta get rid of that damn computer....

 

thats so dam funny

 

are you serious!!! i could get a girl pregnant by flirting with them online!!! damn, i wish we had better sex education at school... i gotta get rid of this damn robot box, it's caused me nothin but trouble.....

 

dont you worry about that sweetheart, i make enough for child support and an endless supply of S&M toys... and the hospital bills that result from the S&M toys...

 

ok, its confirmed... i am NOT pregnant... but nd u can still send me child support then u can use it as a tax write off

 

Yeah, I didn't think you could get pregnant from giving hed.

 

if u wanna learn how to give head properly... i could always teach u... we need a good bitch to take it in the mouth and u sound like u could use a mouthful

 

LOL, sorry I don't swing that way.

 

thats what they all say before it gets forced on them

 

i'm not sure i like that arrangement.... what do i get out of it?

 

i love you more and more every time i read your posts

 

im sure this is why most people on here keep up with me

pictures?

 

actually i've been meaning to talk to you about that. i think you should send me pictures anyway. i dont really have a compelling reason for demanding naked pictures from a girl i dont know, but that doesn't matter cause i want 'em anyway. so.... why dont you be a doll and start emailing me some pics

 

I want in on this deal....

 

u dont speak unless spoken to

ahh... have we forgotten about the agreement? u pay child support and then u get the emails with attatchments

 

Yeah!! don't be such a wuss, help the community out.... there is the time when sacrifices must be made in order to help the common interest

 

i already see signs of a dead beat dad