Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

It's always pleasant in Pleasanton.

 

Always 98.6 degrees in my dad's lap.

 

Hmmm. I hope he's not taking ur temperature. Although it would be more accurate. IYKWIM.

 

Why?!

 

And to think most of the shit y'all say is when you're sober!!

 

Have you even found a decent burrito in Mexico yet?!

Get back, you!

 

The NorCal thread knows no bounds.

 

I found a Mexican store that sells carne asada. Pretty tasty! Of course I gotta cook it, but beer!! So it's good.

Sorry, I meant fajitas!


Not carne asada in these parts. Damn Texans.

 

Exactly! When I asked for a couple pounds of carne asada, dude looked at me like

Good ole point and nod got it done.

 

Shouldn't it say espeak?

 

You don't need to be so critical of me right now.

 

Si señor! Pero cuando ordene carne asada, no supo el carnicero que era lo que pedia. Entonces le enseñe lo que queria y fue cuando me explico que en estas partes se le llama fajitas de res, o fajitas marinadas.

 

Oui monsieur! Mais quand vous commandez rôti de bœuf, boucher ne savait pas qui était ce qu'il voulait. Alors lui enseigner ce que je voulais et c'était quand je l'ai expliqué que dans ces parties est appelée fajitas, fajitas de boeuf ou marinades.

 

Ooh la la!

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