New England B.S. Thread

I know someone that will take all the usable wood away for free

And can help cut it up

 

I'd say all or nothing if it were my tree...

 

You stir that pot somewhere else! I can't haul all the branches and wood across the state in my small truck

 

I'm handy with a chainsaw too but I want someone who's insurance is going to cover it if they screw up. I'm trying to avoid a claim on my homeowner's policy.

I've got a wood stove. If they want to charge me extra to take it and then resell it as firewood, I can use all the wood they drop myself and save a few bucks next winter in the process. Anything not big enough to toss in as firewood can get burned in the fire pit out back while I drink beer after the job is done.

 

I was hoping you didn't have a wood stove as well! I'm always looking for firewood

 

One of the many reasons I got out. It was all IT nerds when I bought mine.

Of course then I bought a Corvette. Let's take a look at the other end of the spectrum, huh?

 

At least you got a 6 speed not the retirement special automatic. You got out before, the Ringlands said hello.

 

So you went from the "you damn kids and your ricebox cars " to being the old dude wearing jean shorts, cell phone clipped on the hip, and white new balance shoes with white socks that yells "you damn kids and your ricebox cars ".

 

@DoubleRGirl Just ordered a Douche City shirt. Hopefully the "classic T" is sturdy material. The last few sweatshirts I got from teespring have pilled within a few washes

 

An automatic sports car hurts me to the core. I've also dechromed, and added some mods inspired by my tuner car days.

I cut my teeth on Hondas right when the FnF movies came out so riced out cars were my life. I had washer lights, green reverse lights, blue interior neon that strobed to the music, etc etc. I miss the early Honda days.

Then I got into the Subaru world which at the beginning was just like the Honda world with way nicer stuff since everything was new and it wasn't chasing down obscure 16 year old JDM parts.

Then Hoonigan and stance came in and it was all over.

The Corvette world I just lurk. As I said above I've tried to de-old man my car as much as possible.

I refuse to dress like an old man, although I'm wondering how much longer the way I dress will remain not horrifically out of style.

 

Have a kid, tuck your t-shirt into your shorts, and you're on your way lol.

The old school tuner cars were fun. Then everything got retarded

 

Yay! Hope you like it!

 

Not all of our us tuck our shirts into our shorts....

I have however forgone all shorts below the knee like an old person. On second thought maybe I am getting old cause I think they look better above the knee....

 

they look better above the knee

 

We don't tuck them in our shorts,it's our undershorts.

 

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$3,000 worth of rust repair, plus a heaping pile of mods. I miss that car. Slow as molasses going uphill, but I loved that car. It handled impressively well at the end too.

Yeah, you'll pry the baggy shorts out of my cold dead hands. You know the old guys that rock the too short jean cutoffs that were in style in 1975? That's going to be me in 2030.

 

I think I'm broken when it comes to mods.... I have not had the urge to do anything to the mustang or the GFs Subaru. I haven't even changed a wiper blade that's been streaking for a year.

 

Jorts life for me. Yes I tuck my shirt in too. Fight me.

 

I've never owned a vehicle I haven't swapped wheels on. My Accord had 3 sets, the STi had 3, the white Xtracab had 2, my '13 had umm...5 and my Vette has had 3. I can't leave well enough alone.

But then you might break a hip.

 

Nah, my knees are what will kill me if anything does. Injured the right one as a teen and at least for a few years now I've had no cartilage in it. Another reason I despise cold weather