New England B.S. Thread

I grew up as a farm kid; My brother and I were always up at 4:30 to do chores before school. I just never grew out of it once I moved out. Used to drive the GF nuts when we had a tiny apartment, lol. No matter how hard I tried I was always waking her up in the mornings

 

I'm about 5 to 7 mins away lol

 

to be specific im 3 minutes away if i get the green light and dont have to stop... other wise its 5 minutes lol.

 

yeah i'd murder you

 

Depends if I'm stuck behind anyone and also which way I go

 

You'd murder me for other reasons and we both know it.

It wasn't bad during the summer because I'd get up, make my coffee, and go sit on the front porch and read a book or something until she was ready to get up. During the winter, though, it was a little cold for that!

I'm only about 15 or so, not too bad.

 

true but you def don't want to cross me before coffee. or when i'm hungry. or when i'm working. really the only safe time around me is when i'm actively eating and distracted

 

4' of Fury!

 

Sounds like most women, really.

Now all I can picture is an Asian Taz

 

#accurate

 

FIFY

 

Here, I give you dis

 

Best Aprils fools joke ever. Kids are like 5 and 3. Son comes out into the kitchen while the wife and I are getting dinner together, well she was getting it ready and I was bugging the shit out of her. Son says, Quick, Quick Daughter is peeing in the play room, we both take off for the playroom to find it empty, when my son yells April Fools. Then starts laughing his ass off. She was in the bathroom just as one would hope.

 

I actually was picturing regular taz, but with lipstick and a Hello Kitty flower tucked behind his ear.

 

A Hello Kitty... Flower...?

You realize that isn't a thing, right??

 

Besides, Tasmanian Devils don't actually spin in tornadoes when they travel. They also don't stand upright, or sound like a pig with a sinus infection when they communicate, etc.
It's made up, AND in my head!

 

Maybe that explains why she's so short...

 

Did the $796.40 license plate and registration mod on my STi yesterday

 

FIFY