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Dude did you get the whole tub of guac? That is a considerable "man-sized" portion.

 

General Tso is crap americanized Chinese food.

that was like 2 scoops of Guac. There is as much as your Mac n Cheese, in a container left

 

So David are you just lactose intolerant? I have known people that cant do dairy like milk and cheese.
Edit: I can't do whole milk anymore. But am fine with 2%

 

That's just the way I like it! By the American, for the American!

 

except i dont want that.. Ive had authentic, therefore the rest is crap

 

yes. Lactose Intolerant. Milk, cheese, dairy.

 

So wait there is an "authentic" general tso variant? Didn't think it would be if it was Americanized?

 

*goes to Chinese restaurant*

@fatfurious2 : "sir, can I have the Gen Tso chicken, hold the sauce? It makes me sick"

 

there is not. General Tso was not a real person ever

 

Lactose intolerant?

 

Oh ok, you got me excited for a minute thinking I could find authentic Tso!

 

Warning: long post.

I was worried about passing emissions because my secondary air injection pump failed, which has caused my CEL to come on (and stay on for the past 18 months) and my vehicle is due for emissions next month. Did my research, figured that the filter inside of it may have gone bad. Took it apart yesterday, everything was fine. So, instead of having the whole system replaced which would cost over $1200, I was about to buy the plug and play module ($300-400) that tells the computer the secondary air injection system is working fine, and therefore removes the CEL. But there was still a chance that the vehicle would fail emissions if the system wasn't doing it's job. So I thought maybe somehow I could pimp the DMV system, so I went online to try and renew my registration, and it said you need to have emissions done, so I thought "well damn, I am screwed," but then I scroll down and the DMV website says: you have recently driven by an on road emissions inspection point, click to view your results. So I click, and lo and behold, I passed! All I had to do was pay the inspection fee, and didn't have to fix my CEL or secondary air injection system, thus saving me a bunch of money which i say i will spend on my truck but in reality will probably get confiscated by my wife and go towards a down payment on a house. So, BOOM! It all worked out. In the end, I was able to renew my registration having passed emissions, and I purchased new personalized plates so I could fit in here: HRDTCO (hard taco), inspired by @VA SOFTACO, except that I have a hard shell, where as he has a soft shell.

 

I am glad that worked out, def some good thinking. Solid name man!

 

I am pumped that it worked out as it did. Saves me a shit ton of money and frustration. So if anyone is in a similar situation with their CEL, or just doesn't want to have to go in to a shop to have their emissions done, find one of those on road emissions stations. I know they may move, but the one I drove by was on the 15 North exit off of 7 in just East of Leesburg, across from the Autonation Toyota.

 

they have them on the beltway all the time. Mostly in Maryland though

 

sort of true......

Wiki:

"The dish is named after Zuo Zongtang (formerly romanized Tso Tsung-t'ang), a Qing dynasty statesman and military leader, although there is no recorded connection to him nor is the dish known in Hunan, Zuo's home province."

 

dude that's awesome!!! either way.... truck parts or house.... money that doesnt go to VA is good money haha

 

wiki is edited by anyone. I can go edit it and say General Tso is made from cats.

And you would believe it

 

Fools, General Tso is made from pigeons.

 

But goddamn it does pigeon taste good

Matt