Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I seen him driving around yesterday.

 

U was at a red light just now. Was watching some guys cut the grass at mc Donald. White car pulls up, stops, and runs out of the car and grabs their leaf blower.... chase was on! The thief barely made it back into the car before the driver floors it. Passenger has his feet handing out, leaf blower out of the car, and door still open.

 

I thought pearland was nice

 

Generally recycling centers will take it if it can be sorted into wood/plastic/etc. There's on in Texas City(they may charge non-residents)and there's some places that are showing in Google as landfills in Pearland and Santa Fe.

 

What a bunch of dick bags.

 

Nowadays most people in college are just looking to fuck lol. Honest truth

 

I was in the hood. Telephone and long. Lol

 

Guess I'll start hanging out at college

 

Just walk around with a backpack full of donuts and beer, you will get laid all day long

 

some parts are...

 

Just dress like a bro and this really will. Chicks like snacks.

Baby faced assassin.

Que cute.

Yes, they love peanut butter. Been on a weird binge of watching these.
https://youtu.be/6SIlYiiCGLI

 

eh, you just gotta find one who only wants to do that with you, i mean unless you like to share... which i do not.

 

My wife and I are officially home owners.

Now to go get new locks for all the doors and start moving stuff in.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9BUDmdAHaNk

 

Congrats! Kwikset makes a lock set for homes that can be re-keyed fairly easily apparently. That's probably the road I'll take when I look at changing my locks again.

 

That's awesome man!

 

This is my favorite room.

 

<3