Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

I would like to own a goat. Like a pet. I don't want to milk or eat it. I just want to punch it on the head when I walk buy like a boss.

(Friend of mine lived on a property with goats and they were total dicks so when they tried to head butt us we'd punch them on the head.)

 

I know someone who has goats in Tracy....if y'all need the services.....

 

I LOL so hard I farted

 

On another note....W A R R I O R S!!!!!!!!

 

Fool you know you sharted!!!

 

Huh. I figured you'd be more of a donkey puncher. "Goat Puncher" has a nice ring to it though.

 

They are cute when they are little but when they get older watch out they get real mean. Plus the way they look at you with those weird fucking goat eyes. Don't trust them.

 

Don't fuck with the donkeys! There's a donkey by the house where I walk the dogs......I claim it as mine! Wife won't let me have a donkey....


EDIT:

He's the ONE donkey amongst a herd of cows.

 

All about that "Danza Slap".


Heard from a friend.....

 

So legit question. Do female donkeys make the ahhhh heee noise? Or just males?

 

No such thing as a female donkey

 

Wrong

 

Yup

 

Got it mixed with the mule.

 

My neighbors just shit a baby last weekend soooooo. New question. Do male donkeys give birth?

 

Savage.

 

Not sure but I think there are male and female mules but they aren't fertile

 

Goats are delicious as all fuck.

If I had property, I'd have goats. They're great as far as environmental impact goes, and they're good eatin.

More efficient than cows in every way and incredibly sustainable.

Fun fact: 70% of the red meat eaten globally is goat meat.

Check it.

 

Donkey milk is okay.

I find the milk from the males to be overly salty.