3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

True dat

 

You took to long. Already poured this.

 

I mixing with train wreck strain tonight! That should level me out

 

Speaking of train wreck: https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/why-lift-it.492293/page-3#post-15200332

 

Be careful, be very careful!

 

@melikeymy beer you get your flesh light yet?

 

This aint my first rodeo...ill be fine.

 

That's what they all say, and then that last tequila drink takes effect, fuckin' Mexican brew.

 

That works

 

Maybe if you are drinking Jose. That shit is just flavored vodka.

 

I don't need no stinking fleshlight

 

Need and want are different things...

 

lol thought you bought 2

 

If you didn't I still have some used ones available.

 

Might come in handy on your canoe , the Turbo Thrust model could help for trolling

 

Tequila is like a cliff, one more and it's a sharp drop. Vodka is more like a slippery slope, you have time to grab on to something before you fall too far.

 

But they gonna be all stretched out. I need like a AAA mini size one.

 

I can give you my personally used one. Don't worry, I have a micropenis!

 

The vape is already cashed out. This shit is kinda too sweet

 

This one, a lot less sweet.