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blasphemy! I knew I liked and wanted to get laid way before I ever had sex...

 

hahaha, ok then would you be more comfortable with the first time you masturbated?

 

paint pens!

 

I thought it was the weirdest thing that it was against the law to pump your own gas when I was in "Joisey."

 

only people from baston say joisey

 

well, at least jesrsey is smart enough to know that not everyone should have the power of gas in their hands.. also, youdon tsee many people pull away from the pump with the hose still attachted

 

i mean, do ya pak tha cah in tha yad

 

but in jersey, its one of the cheapest in the nation and all full serve...its ferakin great...no matter who wants to hate on it...

 

No one here calls it Joisey. It's BAWSTON.

Funny... I don't talk like this. I can say my R's.

What I can't say is my L's. I never knew until my coworker pointed this out.

COLD
CODE

FUED
FIELD

 

lmao, nice

 

I hear these people on sports radio all the time.

"That was a dirty hit on Mahk Savahd!"

 

the mural so far

 

first time i read that i saw paint penis and was like wtf

 

hell yeee! lol

 

How do u lose to a 6 yr old bowling

 

maybe if the picture wasnt upside down i could tell

 

dude, WTF, someones been drawing on your wall, damn graffiti vandals...

 

good thing these are made with real cheese cuz if not i probably wouldnt eat them