Cap City Build & BS AF

Girl, i was straight til I got crocs, now I'm gay as Hell, honey !

 

@JayMac you gotta absorb the kick of the shotty into you hand and out your elbo

 

@Roll Tide and @scocar

I'll see your DMB and raise you a Stapleton

https://youtu.be/uBx76N9tudQ

 

My favorite "drunk as fuck on the kayak and getting sunburnt while floating on Kentucky water song"

https://youtu.be/lYWPYnTYy2U

 

lol.


Chris Stapleton is good, but that composition is quite simple, dynamics only change with volume and one or two different instruments. (Pretty common in today's popular music).

Hank is garbage, musically....Lyrics can be catchy or raise a few eyebrows, but that's basically all he's is known for.

 

Coheed and Cambria then

 

Did it alter your uh....gag reflex?

 

I bet that hurts, hope you get well soon. But totally a redneck story

 

Look, the day young Jessica met the burly 10 ga cannon.

 

fuck. injuries like that scare the shit out of me.

 

I've had some facial reconstruction done due to a well hit baseball coming back at me...


Twice.


Also bit my tongue off.

 

Do you have depth perception?

 

May The Schwartz be with you.

 

Yeah. Sight is fine. Well, in my old age, I've acquired an astigmatism, but that is normal.


Everything is fine except I have difficulty with sinus pressure and such (just like anyone else) when they get overworked.

 

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Must be lunch time everybody stopped talking

 

Did it alter your gag reflex?



Did she ask what the hell you were going to do with that tongue after you bit it off?

 

Does not make it a pistol. I shoot pistol one handed all the time.

Can't say that it did. It's as good as ever.

It was a year ago, but thank you! Just explaining why my teeth are so damn sensitive...

12ga, thank you very much.

It hurt like a mother but I didn't cry and I think I laughed a lot. I remember the ER doc being like "how are you holding it together? I'm stitching up a literal hole in your face." And me being like "this is the stupidest fucking thing that's ever happened to me. How can I not laugh?"

Actually, the tooth part was the worst. Both of my front teeth were massively moved out of place by the impact and the doc had to literally just pull them into place. THAT almost made me cry.

Yeah, I'm lucky I didn't bite my tongue off or shatter a cheekbone or something. Could've been a lot worse....