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@Marty65 You have to promise to wear a go pro that is on record or record on your phone when you attempt the CCard confiscation and then post it .. Oh and make sure you have someone near by with a tourniquet for what ever is left of your arm after you attempt this and ensure you use your non dominate hand... Just saying :}

Cypher

 

true story. I need to know how not to do it in the future. consider this teaching the next generation!

 

I need a Marty rescue!

 

Well your natural instinct for self preservation apparently woke up lol

Cypher

 

yea ive been practicing this one for a while. ALMOST got it.

 

You'll never completely got it ... you'll fack it up ... and have no idea how or why. Trust me ...

 

so basically what Im hearing is that ive already perfected it as much as I can, and now my life will never change? haha

 

You're catching on ...

 

Problem is they know after a while that answer is rote so they ask you stuff you might normally not give that answer to right away or put up a token fight to and tada you just agreed to paint the whole interior of the house a shade of color not unlike that of a marigold or ..burnt umber or some such thing lol

Cypher

 

And you have to be able to site sources and develop a usage plan for any toy you wish to purchase oh and submit 3 bids from the approved manufacturers :}

Cypher

 

yea im already there... build me a flower wall there! but honey, that's literally in the shade. they need SOME sun. yes maam. ill do it...

 

You so bored you been reading Better Homes and Gardens or something? WTF is a burnt umber? ... it sounds painful.

 

that's what I need her to start doing... oh wait. ive been taught this one. "oh that's a great idea honey"

 

Lol it is some weird color from crayons I recall my daughters using it , I do not see all colors of the spectrum very well so I used to have to look at the crayons they were using so when they asked "Daddy look at my pretty ... " I had to at least make it look like I could see it :} Dads way of cheating and not having to explain to young kids about color vision issues , my ex would whisper what ever color the item was dress, shirt, coloring picture etc if need be lol

Cypher

 

thatll take some practice I think.

 

We are in so much trouble when Susan gets here.

For the record, Cypher started it.

 

does " im sorry darling" work here?

 

Generally no. But I'm single now so you may not want to listen to me....

 

damn im going to need a mentor for this.

 

Will turn 56 this year and been with my wife 32 years this year and have our first grandchild and blessed more than I can ever give thanks for. Love my 4th Toyota truck and living in the south..