New England B.S. Thread

Well that makes it easy for single guys there to rule her out as dating material!

 

She refuses to go down? Wow, I didn't know my ex-wife was selling tires now.

 

Yup my horse gets hay stretcher ...

 

Don't the grocery stores up that way sell all of it? I recall seeing it in a stop and shop in Freeport. At least I thought I did.

 

I'm surprised you're still haying; I'd have thought that by now the grass down there would be growing well enough that you could get by with grazing.

 

Depends on the store. Most of them carry wine, liquor, and beer, but some only do wine and beer. Others sell liquor but have a very limited selection.

 

He can't eat grain ..... so the hay stretcher ... he thinks is what everyone is getting.
The turn out , he and his buddy are in has no grass .. grazing is the treat for doing a good job/ride !

 

Ah, that explains it.

 

might be driving to NH late tonight to sell my stock leafs......they've only been sitting in the basement since September lol

 

Well that's only one of them, what about the other lol.

 

@Noelie84

 

She's this one:

 

I brought mine when I went to get my exhaust. Not going with $500 cash and no self defense.

What kind of abomination....

You should send her number my way

 

She only dates bums, so you'd probably be just her type.


She's not a cougar, though, so I'm sure she wouldn't be interested.

 

Wasn't asking for me, just in general.

 

Right. Asking for a friend. Got it.


What does it mean when my dick itches all the time? Asking for a friend...

 

She can't be that old... And I definitely fit that demographic.

 

She's 31. Might be 32 now, actually.

 

Not that much of a differential

I'll give her the greatest 30 seconds of disappointment in her life!

 

Gotta keep your standards, right Alex?