Northern Virginia Roll Call

I am coming from Alexandria, so where we meeting.

 

Post office/Trader Joe's parking lot at the intersection of 28 and 29 in Centreville.

 

14100 Lee Hwy, Centreville, VA 20120 ?

What time?

 

Karen said she can make this!!! haha

 

Correct. We are meeting at 8:00 and probably head out at 8:30 I'd guess.

 

I have an orientation to do for a new-hire so I'll be back around 10:30 and probably have 10 pages of NOVA pages to read.

 

It's another TW person's design. @DoubleRGirl

 

My other friends wife made me this. I never wear it

 

haha how did i get roped into this. not that i mind

 

I was sharing your new shirt design.

 

here in the NoVA thread nothing is off the table. Its mainly because you either have military, prior military, DoD Employees, and all round sick bastards ( looking at you @fatfurious2 ). We start talking Hot dogs, which leads to wieners, then a reference to dicks, and now we got dick picks going everywhere, and someone is talking about getting glazed like a krispy kreme doughnut....there is no bounds to the escalation of force in this thread.....I am both sicked and impressed all at the same time. Its like be virtually deployed....

 

i don't know if you've been to the new england thread. but i'm usually one of the reasons for such a low bar. i used to pretend every time they talked about guns it was a model of vibrator

 

case and point, you don't have a gimp suit or inflatable strap on's for sword fighting in your products discussed window. i think we win hahaha

 

Gents, I will not be able to make Saturday's festivities due to competing taskers from the family. However, I did buy an ARB Simpson III while on the toilet this morning. Super excited!

 

Creativity and ingenuity is what the military is all about.....Its like Apollo 13 movie...You have to use what is readily available to you....Car battery, some synthetic Lube, wires, Automotive slide, exhaust muffler.....anything is a sex toy if you are brave enough.

 

we have rust up here. that exhaust muffler idea sounds like a trip to the hospital

 

Nothing a tetanus shot wont cure.

 

i only like to bleed out of my vagina when the calendar dictates. i don't need any additional

 

nothing some gauze wont fix.


sidenote: I laughed like a mfer at that post.