Expired

Says the 17 yr old that can't vote.

Any "reality show" that involves taking X number of people people and putting them in X situation. Just fucking stop right there. You're artificially creating the situation, you've lost all rights to use the word reality anywhere in the description.

I'll do you one better:



Nothing says quality insurance like an entire company based around a fucking cartoon character.

 

<<----She's gotta go too!

And her:



And more arguments in my house are started over B.S. this guy brings up:

 

now wait a minute, i'd bone the hell out of racheal ray

 

^^^ x2 on rachel. she can come right on over to my house and leave the rest of you guys alone.

 

You all can have her... You could probably hit that if you could get her to shutup for 5 mins or when she's done stuffing her face.

 

hell she can talk all she wants.
she's hot and she can cook and she's got $$.
what more can you ask for?!?!

 

Well, I can cook well... I have my own bling... And if I really had a choice, I'd pick Giada De Laurentiis http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=giada+de+laurentiis&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=giada+de over Rach R. with her "E.V.O.O." and other newly made-up 5 year old words.

 

yeah but i prefer racheal ray cause unlike the ground (or martie) she will make a me a good sandwhich after i bone her

 

Rachel is delicious, but I wish that girl would shut up once in a while... curb your enthusiasm woman! How are we to know when you are truly excited?

The backward-cap wearing 'bad boyz' look is very stale... actually that's been stale for years. Find something else to hide your lazy bed-head hair. You might as well get a gold toofs an wear the boxer-showing, hold-em-up-with-one-hand, baggy ass-pants gangsta passe.

Also, the fist bump greeting passed its expiration date about a week after it started.

 

not if you're from Jersey.

 

The New England Patriots

 

x99999999999999 x 10^99999999999999999999999

 

Not if you blow it up!

 

the media-manufactured hysteria over:
•global warming
•swine flu (or any other annual pandemic)
•haiti (are they all rich yet or what?)

 

For sure, but only on chicks now that is hot.

 

And not if you make it rain after you blow it up!

 

that is the only proper way to do it