AZ BS Thread 4²0

The wait is finally over. Picked this beauty up today. Now I just have to wait 3 more days till I can go shoot it.

 

"So on today on Memorial day I was driving to work in my Honda Civic at 9:40 trying to get there by 10:00 because I'd enjoy not getting fired. As I was driving there some dumbass Mustang passed me going around 80 flipping me off. I wasn't gonna be a pussy and lose to a Mustang on freedom day so I kissed my USA lanyard and my picture of Stone Cold Steve Austin, the best damn wrestler to ever live and started buring the bald eagle piss. I pass the Mustang and turned up my Van Halen CD. As I was slowing down to tell the Mustang to eat shit a State Highway Patrolmen pulls out and gets my dumbass. Now I back the blue and my country through and through so I wasn't mad at him for pulling me over but the Mustang that thought he had big enough nuts to dust me. So the Patrolmen comes to my window and says"What do you have in this thing?" and I said "bald eagle piss and freedom sir" then he replied with "You know how fast you two were goin?" and me being the smartass I am said "Well I was slowing down to give both of you a chance." He didn't like that too well. Moral of the story is I got a ticket. But I did dust the Mustang so it was worth. The money donated is going towards the ticket because I spent all my paycheck on race car parts. Any extra money, if I'm that lucky, will go towards Busch Light and AC/DC CD's. Have a blessed day America!"

 

Word.

I also heard it was someone's birthday. These midgets are headed to your place with your shipment of Coors Light in tow...

 

If he's so american why is he driving a civic? I want $5 just for reading this

 

WTF? 3 days?

 

Saturday. I don't wanna rush our time together. Haha

 

Oh shit. I thought something changed in AZ. Whew.

 

Nope, just can't get out to the desert during the work week.

 

I was a horrible FA owner. Took me almost 6 months to take my new Glock 19 out.

 

I've got friends who bought guns (their only gun), had it for a year or two and then sold it without ever firing a single round through it. 6 months isn't so bad.

 

I bought my wife a gun over a year ago and it has never been fired, I've definitely fired my Glock... I need to hit the range again though.

 

I forgot to mention my ar Piston build that I still haven't shot in 2 years...
Testing and siting takes time and whenever I can make it to the range I'd rather shoot something already ready. I need to put on my big boy pants and finally just bring everything out to AZ from NV.

 

Interesting read.

 

Congrats.

I'm going early tomorrow

 

SHAME, SHAME!

 

God Blesss you


When you downtown next?

 

Pew pew day?

 

Well, He's got over 1000$ now.

 

Not really. I read "slobber slobber great truck slobber slobber great truck suck dick stick my nose up GMs ass"
I would expect more from Expedition Portal. I see a small GM version of the Raptor with cheap body mounted sliders. What happens to that fancy shmancy one off formula 1 race car suspension when you load it down with a bed rack, RTT, and load it up with fridge and gear?

 

Just ordered a new torque converter (thanks @XPOTRPR <3)

Next weekend I'll be pulling my tranny (giggidy)

I'm scared.

But, I have a good friend who's a mechanic helping me, so hopefully it's not too bad! I'm ready to have my truck driving right again! May be time to do some gears after this