Does anybody have any weird habits or quirks?

I will typically use my shoulder or cover my hand with the sleeve of my sweater. I don't like touching public doors

 

Like nails on a chalk board, but you millennials would not know what a chalk board is. Lol

 

Triggered!

 

Yes, because nails on a white board doesn't carry the same sensation as a good ol chalk board.

 

I am such a organization freek if I am in someone else's car I start organizing their glove compartment

I also can't walk past a midget without trying to putt my nuts on her head.

Something about that badonkadonk makes me want to beat my dick like it owes me money

 

I sometimes "type" words I'm saying with my fingers. In the air. With no keyboard present. And when I do everything always ends with a ".com" at the end. No idea why.

Ex-wife told me once she used to type things too. I think we both got infected with something somewhere - or both got abducted by the same aliens or something.

 

Same

And

I have to have all black (use to be all wood) hangers for my clothes.

 

I would love to tongue punch her queef box... And maybe do a little motor boating.

 

I wonder what's going through the minds of the guests reading this thread?

 

Hah! Ya maybe....

 

*not a millennial

 

Maybe??? That's an unacceptable answer!

 

The worst is when the cap lock gets stuck. Then I'm mind yelling.

 

sarcasm whizzed by

 

Wasn't really directed at you. Just was making a reference that some might not get is all.

 

I'm picturing millenials Googling "difference between white and black boards" thinking we're segregating wood.

 

I reach out and flush the toilet before I'm done pissing, I just want it to be over and then I think what an idiot you're just going to have to flush it again. We've wasted so much time pissing, I'm sick of it.

 

On the flip side (sorry for quoting you twice)

I tend to talk out loud when I'm typing. Like saying the words as I type. Then if I miss-spell it, I'll repeat the word as long as it takes me to figure it out.

Mostly under my breath so my coworkers cant hear.

 

Tell your Brother that we are everywhere.