Cap City Build & BS AF

He's trying. I'm trying. He likes to sleep when I'm awake. But he was sporting his favorite team today.

Jon. I see you're giving other people some hell over their post quota.

 

Yes, I tagged you in hopes you word throw in your 2 cents haha

 

I think I saw it too late. I would have been 500 posts later I'm sure.

 

Oh well.

 

Feel free to try again!

 

Next time someone wants to dispute the 5k bar being moved to 8k I'll tag you again.

 

Yeah - I lived in the triad (Winston Salem area) and we had them. That's kinda NE / at least compared to TX. Lol

 

Look what you did!

 

What did I do?

 

Everything.


















Jk I have no idea what's goin on.

 

Nothing

 

Avocado!!

 

C'mon man.

 

So this girl from my work tore a bunch of ligaments in her leg. She put an ig post about feeling lonely. I, not being a sick bastard decide to come visit her.

Anyways, her brother has a tree squirrel as a pet. The cage is outside, no shelter and it's pretty much all wire. The Animals paws are all fucked up. Like red from wear.

The cage is bad. It's all wire, it's outside, the animal has no stimulation besides a wheel that is too small for it and basically nothing else.

I decided I'm going to save this squirrel, im going to build it a similar place to fuzzy. My animal is half the size, has a place twice as big-with a good food and water system. Plus activities, chew toys, daily cleanliness.

No response. I offered to build something like this for free. My fuzzies place is over 6ft tall, and 4x2 wide.

But he's inside, the poor squirrel is outside. So he can look at the trees and branches outside, have no shelter and live in a barren, wire heavy dungeon exposed to the elements.

 

Its no fun if I have to explain the joke...

I asked where you were from before realizing you already posted it if I just kept reading. Murph pointed it out to me after the fact I had realized my mistake then we had a silly gif war. Basically the entire conflict rests on your shoulders. Thats the joke.

 

Dank.

 

Lol. It's way past my bedtime and I don't have my glasses on. that's my story and I'm stickin to it.

Also - I'm blonde. Sometimes you gotta explain stuff to me