Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

oh no no no no

 

No. Just an advisory that a vehicle is a "Concealment" (place to hide) and not a "Cover" (a place to protect you).

 

Seriously; twenty odd years ago when I was single and dating, there was one woman I dropped like a hot potato when I found out she had $20k in credit card debt with no extenuating circumstances. Just crappy financial management.

 

The most expensive plane crash is U.S. Air Force history. (Jump ahead to 1:45).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNnM_8WahcQ

 

Oops!

 

It's also the worst video taking in A.F. history, that guy couldn't track a barn if he was standing next to it.

 

The male romper...



Look how tough these Bro's are.

 

They all should have their Man cards revoked!

 

Totally would, belt off then plowin the field

 

I don't remember, but there was a lot of 3rd gens in the parking lot

 

I've run into some of these women. That's a real WTF. All put together out in public but holy he11 what a mess back at their place. That'd have been a "no" as far as a marriage prospect for me. Not a neat freak but I neither wish to live in filth nor spend my days picking up after them. Picking up after myself is enough of a chore.

My niece and her husband have a dog named Honey.

Apparently it's generated some interesting questions while on the phone with other people.

"Honey, stop licking the floor!"
"Honey, get off the sofa!"
"Honey, go lay down!"​

 

"Good girl Honey good girl"

 

Could be worse...

A Dog Named Sex

By Morty Storm

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex." He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!"

Then, I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then, I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.

He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny -- I have the same problem."

One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please."

Then, I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.​

 

daughter had a rabbit named lucky, I kept being asked to get lucky on a daily basis and that meant getting the rabbit on the porch and bringing him to the pack n play we kept him in or put him back out at night on the hutch.

 

If I were still in the dating scene, I'd look for a girl with a big and obvious tattoo.

I see a girl with a tattoo like that, and I'm thinking to myself, "Now there goes a girl who's capable of making a bad decision!"

Richard Jeni