Cap City Build & BS AF

You just need to move to a nicer climate. There's places you can live that get none of those things, you go to vacation in the snow, like a novelty.

 

This af, and make it Austin plz.

 

I used to live in Cleveland, Ohio. I had to leave.

 

Hm, well we haven't crossed paths. It's ok, needing a gif for an avatar isn't that dire that I wouldn't be ok never having one.

 

Found suicide by bow and arrow to the throat to be more appealing? Lol

 

Austin is full.

 

...just the roads

 

Do you also have teeth that fold back, no gag reflex, and a flat spot on top of your head about the size of, say, a beer?

 

No, no, and no!

 

Then your extra income potential is going to be seriously limited.

 

We need more lady engineers. GO RECRUITING!!

 

Austin is the armpit of Texas, no one should move here, our water is also contaminated.

 

Our women are ugly and food is nasty, too.

 

It's all kale and quinoa.

 

Not yet there Bionic Lurkin.

 

That's what we feed the hippies to keep them weak.

 

They took all my guns when I moved here.
#Austinsucks