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To make matters worse, while I was sitting on the hospital bed pre-op, the nurse attending me was SUPER hot.

 

I didn't experience too much bruising, but those boys were super tender for about 2 weeks. I was walking around like an 80 year old bull rider.

 

Not mine. I was lucky there. Also my doc was cracking jokes the whole time. It was like stand up comedy with muscle relaxers and burning flesh!

 

buddy of mine got it done a while back....I kept acting like I'd hit him in the nutts, he'd flinch and put himself into pain...it was amusing.

 

I had bad bruising. And yep, i remember the bowlegged walk. Hurt to wear anything. They rub up against fabric and boom, pain

 

Did he wait the 6 weeks like the doc says?

 

Yeah I had to wait 6 weeks, then return to my urologist with freshly squeezed "samples" every 2 weeks until I got three complete zero sperm counts in a row.

 

Slow speed accident?

 

I don't remember, I do remember he didn't go back in for his follow up. He then said he felt a pinching sensation around the area....The engineers had come out and started rebuilding the bridge so the infantry could do a tactical insertion.....no pun intended.

 

I'm thinking we temp him to try David's mud pit, then abandon him to his fate.

 

NO lie...I was thinking that same damn thing...

 

Lol that follow-up is crucial! I was still spraying live ammo for 3 months AFTER my surgery.

 

Let's just send him into the puddle @fatfurious2 tried at petersmill

 

Seems like we all think alike.

 

Thats what @boogie3478 suggested...seems we are all cynical sadistic bastards.

 

How do you know it was live?

 

May have walked in at the wrong part-testicals getting snipped and murdering someone in a mud pit out in the woods....

 

Should i buy this shirt? @Me. Projekt can make it

 

Cuz they they were squiggling all over the place on the lab tech's petry dish.

 

I like it. But how about ".... died in your daughter's stomach..."