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You can run but you can't hide



VS

Do you know where the nearest JC Penny is? We ran out of makeup.

 

Could be worse. It could be Taco Bell

 

I'm SOOOO glad I moved out of the Central Valley in CA!!! I called my folks last night, and they said "Ya, it's starting to warm up here."

 

When you're riding in a chevy and you feel something heavy, diarrhea....diarrhea

 

I think I've said this before....but I used to work with a gentleman in his 70's....I was in my mid 20s at the time. But he used to say, "boys, if you want to keep a woman you better learn how to rub her feet and lick her ass"

 

So much effing wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorkuh​

 

Where in the Central Valley?

 

So we're seeing the more squeamish side of you Paul. Who knew?

 

Damn women, you tease us with thoughts of wet tank tops, then just leave us hangin'

 

Wasn't me.

 

He just draws the line at "circling the drain." Can't fault the man for that.

 

His wife, maybe the stray cats in his neighborhood.....

 

But he ain't a chick.

 

Ok you asked for it. How do I mark nsfw?

 

Maybe our burns will fade by then and then we can reburn!!