17 Tacoma's on Dealer Lot

I ate five eggs this morning.

 

Said by no body, ever, about anything, now or in the future.

 

Right, doubt it, but entertaining, abso fuckin lutely.....

 

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

 

April 2017 YTD sales:
Tacoma 60,500
Colorado 31,500
Frontier 22,000
Ridgeline 13,000
Canyon 9,900

Sorry dude but the facts say otherwise

 

I don't even like your name.

 

Even if you work nights?

 

That's getting technical,...

 

You read all that into a meme?

 

That meme touched him.

 

I wish common sense would touch him but I doubt that's gonna happen....

 

Like a Roman Senator.....

 

Tigers...stabbing Ottawa Senators?

Oh my

 

I know a few months ago there was a big investment in the Mexican plant. Maybe they are making more now.

 

You come off as a salty hater full of wishful thinking. "Last Tacoma generation" fucking LOL.

If what you said is true than why is the Tacoma STILL dominating Colorado/canyon sales even when combined??

I know you really WANT the Tacoma to fail, but the fact is car reviews and youtube are less important than you think, for every 1 person that is swayed by a negative online review theres 100 that never even saw it. Negative reviews came out and the Tacoma just kept on dominating.... Last month Toyota sold 17,654 Tacoma's, that's literally the best May sales month for the Tacoma EVER... and you say its going to disappear . All those negative reviews have been out for a year now so why was last month record breaking despite a down market??
http://corporatenews.pressroom.toyo...otor+north+america+reports+may+2017+sales.htm

2016 was the best sales year ever for the Tacoma, the overall car market will be down for 2017. Even if Tacoma sales drop for 2017 as long as they drop less than the market drops they'll still be considered a wild success.


So why are there now so many tacomas in stock?? Don't you remember the news??

http://www.autoblog.com/2016/09/15/toyota-tacoma-production-increasing/

When you increase production 60% (it actually ended up being even more) no shit dealers are going to have more.

The only reason this bothers me is it hurts our resale value But its great for anyone else in the market you can finally get a good deal on one!

Oh and wait it gets worse!!!

While Tacoma sales were UP last month.... Colorado/Frontier/and Canyon sales were all DOWN. wait wait wait its EVEN WORSE:

Chevy/GMC/Nissan have loaded up their light trucks with conquest cash, loyalty cash, lease specials, dealer assistance, and had to throw rebates to clear the 2016s, and they'll be rebates soon enough on the 17's too watch. They're literally throwing money at you begging you to buy one.

Toyota has ZERO incentives on the Tacoma, no APR special, no lease special, no rebates, no dealer assistance. Not even to clear the old 2016s there was nothing.... yet the Tacoma is STILL dominating the competition

If these trucks were actual men the chevy is that virgin loser pulling every trick he knows to get a date, he'll buy you things and let you walk all over him as long as you give him a chance.
The Tacoma is Chad, everyone knows a Chad, that fucker gets any girl he wants and they're the ones chasing him!! Doesn't matter he's an asshole with multiple STDs. Now you can pull out your little spreadsheet and go over all the details of how much nicer of a guy you are but guess what.... Chad is still gonna bang your crush and not even call her back. Fucking Chad.

 

Just to complete your Ceaser metaphor,.. that would put the Taco in the role of Ceaser, meaning it literally rules and can only be defeated by non-legal means. After killing it, the other car makers then watch the empire collapse and pay horrible and in most cases fatal personal prices.

You fail at history, Shakespeare and trucks all in one post. Please don't breed.

 

No No No No....your wrong, we must assume the worst.

 

Show us on this doll where the meme touched you.