Alabama thread!

Then why aren't you now

 

Why's that? If it wasn't we wouldn't even have America

 

Little chris is itching for the ban hammer. I think this makes him feel like a bad boy. He's going to show these screenshots to the auburn girls

 

We have that. It's called the group chat that lil Chris, Chris, Richard, me, tanner, andrew, and cannon are always crossing all the fucking lines in.

 

No I'm not, I'm honestly curious

 

In more ways than one.

 

Because kylevanhulten never deemed me a "fucking idiot"

 

wrong word but jeez! Y'all should see a couple of the nuggets of wisdom he's sent me. these fireside chats, when we have them, will consist of most of us sitting around quietly listening. occasionally asking a question

 

If you can control your drinking, by definition you aren't an alcoholic. It's mainly genetic. I've done about everything there is to do, and alcohol is the only thing that controls me instead of the other way around. I don't plan to have kids for uncountable reasons, but that is near the top.

 

just spent 10 minutes trying to explain a gremlin to my 5 year old. she asked a question to which I responded "i don't know". she said " Yes you do! you are super smart so you know everything so how did they do it"

 

@Holeshot is like the yoda of the bs thread

 

Yeah exactly. A local forum isn't really cost effective u less you do free hosting. Which sucks.

 

You should've said,"you're a gremlin!"

 

Remember and cherish that. They won't say things like that again until they're out on their own.

I mean shit, I can't remember the last time my little girl slept in the bed with us.

She only likes the cat tower now.

 

@Holeshot

a good woman can change your life, like church every sunday and Wednesday for a month straight.. accomplishment for me.

no sex, no lust, nothing like that, which is also huge, because most every girl I've talked to i'd have already smoked weed with and sex or some other sinful thing.

I still curse on the forums and to myself, but around her I control my mouth because I know how it makes her feel.

Of course I'm still gonna make fun of lil chris about getting into the strip clubs with Richard @BarberRider

Edit: I lied about the no lust, but not acting on it.. will power gotta be strong.

 

don't mess with him, he ain't scared. after he got done throwing around the heavy weights at the gym he went out, in the rain, and jumped off a ladies car. a BIG dude came up to help and lil chris knocked him out for not getting there sooner.

 

This multi-quote is kicking my ass. But I think I figured it out

 

how old? 5 year old basically keeps me out of my bed. luckily my 9 year old, Olivia, expects me to tuck her in and lay down with her every night I'm home.