Northern Virginia Roll Call

For @Superman910 's ex?

 

Work beckons, back in an hour or so.

 

I'll gladly give you her number....I will add, she is puerto rican...and likes razor blades....ask me how I know.

 

I just found the holy grail at work. I work in a 5 story building, so there are obviously bathrooms everywhere. I discovered a hidden gem. Right as you walk in, there's a hallway to the right. Tucked away at the end, is a single person bathroom. It's not just any bathroom though. It smells nice, is super clean and a shit load of room as it's meant to accommodate people in wheel chairs. New favorite pooping place.

 

Im not driving more than 15 minutes for a girl.

 

That's a seldom rewarded win. I hope you cherish it properly.

 

I fully plan to cherish it, and not abuse my newfound joy. Gotta keep it on the down low too so it's always open for me.

 

We only have one mens bathroom and it gets annihilated every morning. I swear these old guys wait to get to work and first thing they do it blow the bathroom up...worst part is its right as soon as you walk in...so it always smells like shit first thing.

I treat the restroom like the porta johns out in the suck....you wait till the cleaning crew comes and you make sure you are first in line to reap the benefits of a freshly cleaned shitter.

 

ooof, that sucks. We have a plethora of bathrooms to choose from, and a cleaning crew that is on constant rotation between them to ensure they're fully stocked and cleaned. Each bathroom probably gets checked 3-4 times per day at least.

 

I wait to take my 30 min break in the morning in the bathroom.

 

Suddenly your relationship status makes more sense

 

Considering his past history, you cant totally blame him...that was way more sacrifice than I have done for a chic.

 

Our bathroom gets cleaned every other day maybe...

 

Did she pull the Lorena Bobbitt treatment?

I personally stay the fuck away from all species of that kind...

 

Lol....

 

Now she sliced me on my side, think I still have a very slight scar from it. She also sliced my leg. Fun times all around

 

And she is still alive?

 

Im sure she was fun at times though with that attitude!

 

Crazy to Hot to Fun ratio chart applies.