Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Only one I could find with "front & back, & side to side". Old late 80's NWA reference.

 

i dont knoe yhis NWA reference

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGeNDnYcQOA

 

"...don't quote me boy cuz i aint said shit..."

 

Then I let the alpine play

Played the new shit by NWA

It was gansta gangsta at the top of the list

Then I played my old shit it went something like this

 

In 1988, I was an average 7th grade, 3.0 GPA, Filipino skate rat, who listened to The Cure, Dead Kennedys, New Order, and REM- living in a culdesac in San Mateo. Then my Jewish best friend handed me a 3rd copy of NWA "Straight Outta Compton". Copied on a Yorx stereo on a cheap TDK. I didn't know what a six-four, 8-ball, 40, gat, Mach-10, or nappy ass ho was. Changed my life.

Not really, but it opened my eyes.

 

7th grade in 1988? And here i thought u were older than me phil, i was in my freshman year at SF state at thst time, geez, i feel old... but dont look it,lol.

 

Yeah, you definitely don't look that old! Clean livin'?

 

yall old AF haha

 

I like to think of it as refined.

 

I know right. I thought I was OAF

 

First tape I ever got was Warren G "Regulate" back in 94 when I was 8 years old. My dad bought me the uncensored version without realizing the amount of swearing and profanity on that tape. I would pop it into my Walkman and rap the whole way to school.

Eventually he put the tape on in his car one day and asked me what the F I was listening to. Let me keep the tape still as I had already memorized the entire thing so the damage was already done. Soon followed was Bone Thugs naturally haha.

 

And in my case well rounded

88 I was a junior in high school

My wife was only 8yrs old at the time.

Shit i guess I am getting old.

 

Fuck your guys, I'm going back to Expedition Portal. I'm a young buck over there...

 

Thats weird!

Hey....fuck you

Nerd!

Cruising down the trail in my 04!

 

Slappin' the trees

Changin' CV's

 

So it's that time I've lived here long enough I need to register me car. I posted this a while back and everyone said it's just smog. I have a smog cert. That was easy.

My wife went in and did her car today. There was some question where it asked if your car is modified. If you choose yes apparently you get a bunch of other questions.

Then there was a vehicle inspection. Her windows are tinted to Utah legal (which is probably similar to here) and the inspection guy looked at hers a little longer than normal but then passed her.

So what actually gets inspected? I have a mostly completely LT kit. Different front bumper. 35's (completely covered with goofy 6" fiberglass). A bunch of driving lights. And tint. Lots of tint. My windows are 20%. My windshield is whatever legal is for the sides. And I have a vinyl banner well below the asl (or whatever it's called) line.

Am I totally screwed?

 

Despite my age, I'm not one to listen to rap and say, "I don't even know what they're saying!" Usually I can extrapolate, but the cryptic song "T-Shirt" by Migos had me confused. Thanks to google, I've translated it for us old folks.

Mama told me (aye) not to sell work (mama)
Seventeen five, same color T-shirt (white)
Mama told me (aye) not to sell work (mama)
Seventeen five, same color T-shirt (yeah)
Young n***a poppin' with a pocket full of cottage (ay)
Woah kemosabe, chopper aimin' at your noggin (ay)
Had to cop the Audi, then the top I had to chop it (skrt skrt)
N***s pocket watchin', so I gotta keep the rocket (glaw)

Translation:

My mother told me not to sell drugs.
$17,500 is the going rate of a kilo. It's the same color as a white T-shirt.
(Repeat)

Young man is acting up with a pocket full of money.
Hey buddy, I have a firearm pointed at your head.
I chopped the top on my Audi.
People are trying to gank my shit, so I carry a firearm.

 

What is gank?