New England B.S. Thread

She's got 12 yrs on me

 

I'll never be bald by any natural means. I get my hair cut every 2-3 weeks and she has to thin it every time.

I like bald pussy though. WHAT? You perverts...

 

@Jcyr needs to be taking the lesson, not RRG.

 

They used to have to thin out my hair. Now it's doing it on it's own

 

I'm always up for a lesson...

 

What happened ?

 

Try this one : http://www.tatatrainstation.com/

 

New official NRA member

 

Nah, just a bunch of old guys doing the "fatherly advice" lectures about how I've changed things up on the Vette and how I shouldn't have because if I go to sell it no one will want it and if I modify it too much I'll want to buy a second stock car.

I modified the Vette to get rid of the things I didn't like about it...so that I could enjoy it for what it is. I could care less that it's the almighty CORVETTE which apparently is the best and fastest car ever made according to some people, even in the late 70's when they were turning 18 second quarter miles. Will that annoy the purists, sure, but it's not their car.

I also somehow attracted the young guy there who talked my ear off about things that were just made up fabrications. I had casually mentioned I used to have an STi and suddenly his friend had a "540 hp wagon that would throw flames when he granny shifted". Ugh.

My driver's side pop up headlight broke last night which is awesome considering the inspection is due on the 1st. The highlight of my summer last year was taking it down to the in-law's beach house on the night before the 4th. I had a drunk late 40 something almost fall into it telling me how I shouldn't be able to have one of these and asking all kinds of questions about it. My brother in law is sitting in the passenger seat just laughing hysterically. I almost wanted to do the Terminator "get out" to him but I don't think the in-laws would have approved. My wife thought it was hilarious, mainly because she mocked me relentlessly for even buying it.

 

Get ready for the phone calls! I joined the NRA also but damn they can be relentless with the phone calls. Seemed like every time a politician even breathed the word 'firearm', I'd get a call trying to get a donation. They've finally cooled down a bit but it was getting a little ridiculous.

 

Anybody in here ?

 

Back from vacation where did time go?

 

They'll take you off their list if you ask. I was getting those for a while too, and finally I said "look, I've been a member since I was a kid. I pay the yearly membership dues, and I get the donation letters. I've got your website address. If an issue comes up that triggers my urge to donate, I will. But if you keep calling me, I'll seriously consider canceling my membership"
And other than a 'your membership is expiring' reminder I haven't gotten another call since then.

Where is this? It looks ridiculously familiar.

 

In not so many words, that's pretty much how I finally managed to get off their call list.

 

I never get calls, but emails constantly

 

lol, "STOP F*CKING CALLING ME!"

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I have been rather delayed in applying for my LTC lol. Can't even remember how long ago I took the course.

 

Endowment member here. Same here, ask them to stop and they'll leave you alone. For magazines, I prefer shooting illustrated over American rifleman. You will get a lot of mail, though, asking for donations...

 

There was an RB25 swapped WRX at Wicked Big Meet...

Ruins the car for the purist in me, but HOLY FUCK BALLS!!!!

And I hate those types of people who either tell you how to do your own car, or "know a guy who has xxxxx that's better than yours".

I shit you not, I went to Autozone a few weeks after buying my STi and I was getting a floor jack and some Feltpro gasket material so I could mount up my Invidia catback. I explained what I needed and the guy gets me a roll of gasket material. I keep looking around and he says "I just got one before the winter". I asked a few technical questions/made observations about the STi to see if I could catch him in a lie. I got him on a few points, but didn't feel like being a total dick, so I left. For shiggles, I drove behind the Autozone, and there actually was an STi sitting there.

It was surprising. Especially that an Autozone sales employee can make enough to make payments on that.. lol

I love NH and our constitutional carry :3 <3