Death from above

Try having these stupid sand hill cranes they have huge shits

 

Hell....I can do that.

 

There's a place in Waco like that. That parking spot is avoided by the locals.

 

Totaled, want to part it out?

 

Did you park under a heron colony... damn that looks like shit..!!

 

Not mine......thankfully

 

Egrets sh!t a pile also. All the fish they eat. I use to work on the inland rivers and they would sh!t all over barges that were tied up in fleets for long periods of time.

 

Yeah, I'd not want to be mine..!!

 

Shit happens, then you die.

 

By pukin' yer guts out..!!

 

Damn those Windex commercials

 

I know of that spot. I found out the hard way why no one was parking there

 

Ha ha ha. Me too. One of those things you never forget. And you won't park there again. Those birds are evil!

 

When I came out and saw my truck... I went total mode

 

Is it true bird poop eats at your paint?

OP I'd carry a BB gun and exact vengeance later on that shitters relatives.

 

Yes. The acid in the poo can damage the paint on a vehicle

 

When I lived in California whenever I washed it the landscapers mowed.

 

Funny . I live in CA and the gardner came by today.