Colorado B.S. Thread

When ? Now?

 

Wut?

 

Yep brain cells

 

Yah, tell that to this guy

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-plumber-i-didnt-sell-my-truck-to-isis/

 

So far what ive gotten out of the past page and a half of bs is splicing winch line is like knitting...but my knitting skills haven't surfaced yet...

 

Watched a douchebag in a tow truck park in the middle of the lot tonight, blocking a few patrons in, who asked for him to move, he declined. He wasn't on a call, just out for a beer and what turned out to be a meth trip.
The he proceeded to inappropriately touch a few girls in the establishment.
Dude got his clock cleaned, like knocked the fuck out out cold in the parking lot. Was totally fucking awesome. This is a pretty laid back bar btw.
Then the cops showed up, cause little crotch grabber was face bleeding and mildly convulsing.
Nobody saw nothing, dude was hauled to the emergency room. Don't be a douchebag.
end story.

 

While I agree with a whole lot of this I do really hate the colorado "native" label and find it pretty pretentious. Congratulations, your parents chose to gave birth to you here. Do I have a problem with people being proud they are from here? No. Do I hate it when someone acts like they are more deserving of this place solely because of that? Yes. Do I wish fewer people were moving here especially for weed? Absolutely. In the interest of full disclosure I moved to Colorado for school in 2010 and haven't left. Let it begin

 

You're good bro, I ain't a native either but I have lived in Colorado longer collectively than the "natives "in this thread.

 

Lol if native is such an important thing in this state, than I consider myself even higher being a Montana native.

Such a stupid thing.

 

That was a perfect description and had me laughing too

 

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

If the dude was groping women like you said he was, I'm sorry I wasn't there myself to see him get knocked the fuck out.

 

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He was asked multiple times by staff to leave, or at least move the truck.
Tow truck he was driving was one of those 20'+ flatbeds with all the bells and whistles. It blocked about 5-6 cars in. A lot of people just come in to grab a sammie and leave, so it caused some commotion. When he grabbed one of the girls, that was over the line.
I missed the actual beatdown, but saw the aftermath. Aside from a nose bleed, fat lip and crushed ego, the db was fine. He got in the ambulance under his own power.

Stump grinder is still here....

 

Jealous piss ants

 

I'm not even a native of this country more or less the state, so don't feel bad

Fucking refugees

 

The whole 'native' argument at this point in history is pretty ridiculous.

But it makes me laugh, so there is that

 

You've lived longer collectively than everyone in this thread period.

KINGS! Right?

 

Mehbey

 

Truly, unless you are pure Native American.